The knights of the round table had gathered around after a large battle. King Arthur praised his fellow knights for their accomplishments.
"Are we not going to address the elephant in the room?" asked Sir Blunt.
"What elephant?" asked King Arthur.
"Lady Kayley."
"What did I do?" asked Kayley.
"It's what you didn't do that's the problem." said Sir Blunt, "You constantly keep getting yourself kidnapped or in other sorts of trouble because you're terrible at fighting."
"Sir Blunt, are you saying Lady Kayley isn't a good knight because she's a woman?" asked King Arthur.
"No, I'm saying she's not a good night because she's terrible at her job." said Sir Blunt, "Plus, she constantly has to be rescued by Sir Garrett, which, should I remind you, is blind; I can only imagine the stress she's placed on him."
"Well she did save me once in the Forbidden Forest." said Garrett.
"Once? How many times has she saved you afterwards?"
Garrett remained silent.
"I didn't think so."
"I try my best." said Kayley.
"Well your best isn't good enough." said Sir Blunt, "You got yourself bested by a squirrel today."
"Hey, squirrels can be a lot of trouble!" said King Arthur, "I know from experience."
"Look, I'm just saying maybe we should give our future knights a trial before knighting them." said Sir Blunt, "Just because she returned Excalibur to you it doesn't automatically mean she'd be good knight material."
"Sir Blunt, I appreciate your honesty, but maybe you're being a little harsh?" said King Arthur.
"Harsh? I'll tell you what's harsh: the fact that Excalibur magically healed your arm and turn an army of mechanical beasts back to human yet did nothing for Sir Garrett's blindness. I say that sword is rather discriminatory."
"Okay Sir Blunt, I think you need a break from sitting at the round table." said King Arthur.
"Fine." said Sir Blunt, "I'd rather have that annoying two-headed dragon sit at the round table; at least that thing can breathe fire and fly."