(A/N: A disclaimer, for the very first time! The tune belongs to Legally Blonde: The Musical - which is fantastic - and the story belongs to that magician of words, Stephenie Meyer! The idea belongs solely to my friend and me - we were goofing around, and we suddenly somehow got this out of it. I love this fic - tell me if you agree!)
Dear Bella,
He's a lucky guy,
I'm, like, gonna cry,
I've got tears coming outta my nose!
Good job, he's the vampire catch
You're the perfect match,
'Cause Alice has such great taste in clothes
We're so glad he proposed
Dear Jacob
You're a stinky wolf,
Leave Bella alone,
And let Edward claim his prize,
'Cause no one cares if you cry!
Omigod, omigod you guys,
Breaking Dawn is coming out tonight
If there ever was a perfect series, this would qualify!
Omigod, you guys!
Bella and Edward are meant to be,
Not once ever will he hit on thee,
Finally, she'll be trying on her huge wedding ring for size!
Omigod, you guys!
Omigod!
(A/N: I know, I know - short, but sweet - just like my friend and me. The link to the song is on my profile - I don't know why, I just can't get the link on the story! Still, don't forget to leave me a review, please! Even if you totally hated it...I'm begging here - have mercy!)