Ok, on request by Janus Darko, here is the Harry Potter version of Mr. Pond. Keep in mind, some of the things didn't match up as well so, bear with me.
It's not the way she looks at you like you're the first man in her life
'Cause I know Hermione's true and when we're through she'll be my wife.
I know you saved the wizard world and she paints you in perfect lights
And though I may be just the friend the hero isn't always right.
You've got no idea just how dangerous you make people to themselves.
'Cause I wanna be Mr. Granger and I can't quite say that I favor
The way you've been hurled into our world
Now that you've saved the day just disapparate
'Cause I wanna be Mr. Granger
There's so many things putting her in danger with the horcrux scheme
That you just don't see…
Why can't she see?
She never said that she loves me, but she'll still risk her life for you
And in your company it seems to me that's all she'll do.
And I guess it's Hermione's choice, and I know I can't overrule her
But I've hardly had a voice and I don't want to lose her!
You've got no idea just how dangerous the world is when you're around
'Cause I wanna be Mr. Granger and I can't quite say that I favor
The way you've been hurled into our world
Now that you've saved the day just disapparate
'Cause I wanna be Mr. Granger
There's so many things putting her in danger with the horcrux scheme
That you just don't see
Why can't you see what you're doing to Hermione?
If you keep putting her in danger, you're gonna get her killed!
'Cause I wanna be Mr. Granger and I can't quite say that I favor
The way you've been hurled into our world
Now that you've saved the day just disapparate
'Cause I wanna be Mr. Granger
There's so many things putting her in danger with the horcrux scheme
That you just don't see…