Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia, but I imagine that someone that looks like Prussia and has a lot of money does. Also, thankfully I don't own 4kids.
A/N: Think of all the things that 4kids has censored, now imagine that all those characters put up a fight first.
"Guys I have some totally terrible news!" America said to begin the world meeting.
The others rolled their eyes figuring that he was overreacting. They knew that this wasn't being broadcast so it couldn't be that important or even that funny.
"Our show got picked up for an English dub!" he yelled.
England looked up in confusion and offence, "What's so bad about that, shouldn't we be happy about this?"
America shook his head and started pacing across the floor before replying, "No, your not getting it, we got picked up by 4KIDS!"
The entire room went silent and everyone previously talking and laughing looked up to America in the hope that they had heard wrong.
"America are you positive?" Japan asked him while trying to stay calm which was difficult considering what they had done to his other shows.
As the blond nation shook his head in affirmation the room erupted into chaos. Italy started crying and clinging to Germany who began to look for Prussia to make sure that he hadn't been censored out completely. Russia was willing latched onto Belarus in fear of her disappearing completely because she might be censored for stalking him. China was panicking and looking for all his younger siblings in the mess of a meeting. Poland was trying to put on a dress in the hopes that they would just make him a girl instead of getting rid of him completely for being a crossdresser.
"EVERYBODY STOP PANICKING!" France yelled hoping that since he was there and he was mostly likely to be censored they would calm down.
Once everyone saw who was talking the noise died down so they could at least here what he had to say.
"Does anybody know what happens to the characters after they are censored?" he asked them while climbing onto the table.
He looked around to see that everybody was listening and continued, "They just disappear into 4kids headquarters never to be seen again!"
Liechtenstein started crying and Switzerland scowled at France while attempting to comfort her.
"We may not know what happens to them after that but chances are good that they're still alive when they first get there," France says after shooting Switzerland an apologetic glance.
"So are you suggesting that we just let them censor us and then fight them from the inside?" Russia asked.
"Exactly and who better to do it than the bad touch trio?" France said while gesturing to Prussia and Spain.
Prussia got up on the table with him and did his trademark laugh but Spain just looked away awkwardly.
Everyone looked at him questioningly before he replied, "Sorry but I haven't really done anything bad enough to get censored, the fans think that I am but I've never actually done anything on screen."
Everyone considered this then an argument over what's bad enough to get censored broke out.
France decided to take one from Germany's book and then yelled, "WILL ALL OF YOU BE QUIET! THIS IS SERIOUS!"
All of the countries turned to Germany figuring that it was him as usual but the Germany pointed up at France who stood with his arms crossed in agitation.
"Can't we focus for one minute! I know that I'm definitely going to be censored but then there are countries that we know can't be," France stated.
Everyone looked around the room at each other and realized that America would never be censored by one of his own companies and because Liechtenstein and Sealand were only kids they would be fine too. When they looked back up at France who was being a surprisingly good leader they had just enough time to see him vanish.
Another panic that was even worse than the last began at the UN meeting hall.