I woke up feeling like I got trampled by a herd of elephants, and considering the amount of pain I was in, I'd believe it. Except for the not being dead part; although I still wasn't sure if I really was dead or not because I could see and feel the bruises up and down my body. When I went to bed last night, I was wearing my jammies: just some plain old shorts and a tank top. I began to regret my choice of sleeping clothes since as far as I could see, I was in an alley of some kind and it was colder than a woman's nipples in Antarctica.
It hurt like a bitch to sit up and lean against the filthy wall, but I didn't want to stay here. Who knew what other kind of weirdos were around that could rape and/or kill me while I was this defenseless? I didn't feel like risking it. It took me a few minutes to fully stand, and even that made me want to throw up from the pain. Why didn't whoever dropped me here just kill me and save me the pain of movement?
I took a few steps and bit my lip from crying out. Son of a bitch. Broken glass stings like a mofo. Right when I stepped out into the open street, I bumped solidly into what looked like a giant white dog. I had never seen dogs that big outside of Great Danes and similar breeds before.
"Oof!" I flailed backwards from the contact and tried to regain my balance. A warm pair of arms caught me before I could hit the cold hard ground. Looking up, I nearly swallowed my tongue while I felt my eyes go wide. Holy Christ on a cracker. Either this was a really good Kiba cosplay or I was in for a world of trouble. I've read my fair amount of fanfiction to know what this fearful yet massively excited feeling could be: I was in the Naruto world. Or maybe I was jumping to conclusions.
"Miss, are you alright? Akamaru and I didn't see you and oh Kami! Are you alright?!" I think he saw my bruises, or he noticed when I fainted from the pure shock of what my situation really meant.
When I came to, I was on top of something warm, fluffy and oh-so-comfy. And it was moving. Please don't tell me that I was riding the dog; there's only so much shock the human body could take and I was close to my limit.
"...almost at the hospital. Emergency should still be open, I just need your name so they can ID you."
Oh, the dog boy was speaking to me. I was just so comfy on his warm doggy that I didn't really register what he was saying. It vaguely clicked so I replied with a "M'nami?" I meant to say "my name?" but I was starting to get really sleepy. Probably not a good sign.
"Minami? That's a start-hey, don't fall asleep on me. We don't know how bad the damage is; stay with me." I felt what had to be his hand lightly tap my cheek in an attempt to wake me up.
"M'tired," I mumbled up at him while I felt my lungs struggle to take in air. Really not a good sign! My eyes were starting to hurt trying to keep them open. I could see blurry images of houses and shops. Why he didn't just body flicker my ass to the hospital, I don't know, but it would have gotten me there faster right? Oh, but then again, the though of moving any faster than this was making me feel even more nauseous. Ugh, no.
"What do you got there, Kiba-kun?"
"Ah. Kakashi-sensei, I found her stumbling out of an alley way. She's pretty beat up and I'm taking her to the hospital."
Oh holy god balls. The Kakashi was here and I couldn't even open my eyes long enough to gaze upon his gorgeous face. Mostly because all I could see was white dog fur that was comfier than the the shag rug I had on my bathroom floor.
"You just got back from a mission right? Why don't you head on to the Hokage Tower to send in report and let Tsunade-sama know she'll be needed at the hospital. I'll take her there since it looks like she won't be conscious for much longer."
"Okay. Be careful lifting her, I don't know the extent of her injuries but she's been having trouble breathing for a while."
"Understood."
I felt another pair of warm, muscular, yummy arms lifting me and I almost screamed at being moved onto someone's back. I could feel gloved hands curl under my thighs to keep me suspended up and I tried to curl my arms around a cloth covered neck. it wasn't fair, I couldn't even see Kakashi, but I could feel him. I guess that was better than nothing.
"Her name is Minami. It's all I could get from her; she's having trouble speaking."
I was starting to get tired of being talked about. Actually, I was just tired of not being in a hospital yet and on the good drugs.
"M'injured you twit. G'me to the 'spital and I'll speak all y'want." I mumbled while shamelessly nuzzling against Kakashi's cheek. Oh goodness. He smelled like yummy male.
"You heard the lady, Kiba-kun. I'll have send for you when I know more about the situation."
And we were moving again. This time, I tried my hardest not to throw up because I did not want to-
Oh look, we're in the sky. And oh shit. I just threw up on Kakashi. This was so not how I fantasized about being in the Naruto world.