Peanut Butter-
By Striped Socks
For Dark Magician Girl of Chaos
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Not even the OC.
Summary: For Seto Kaiba there is no happily ever after. Even dating the most beautiful girl in school, he finds no joy. Till he goes for the peanut butter...
My name is Seto Kaiba. I am the richest man in all of Domino city. I have gorgeous chestnut hair, ice blue eyes, and as I'm told, an ego bigger than my fortune. Pssh, yeah, right. Nothing's bigger than my fortune.
I am also very unhappy. And when I am unhappy, people suffer. It is a known fact. Ask anyone, especially my secratery. In fact, just last week I fired one of our maids for bringing me t he wrong type of peanut butter. Chunky? Sweet Ra, no!
Did I just use Ra instead of God?
Damn you Yugi! Damn you to Hell!
Ahem, anyway. So here I am, gorgeous, rich, and powerful, yet unhappy. And I can't figure out why! I even had a beautiful girlfriend, the most popular and intelligent girl in school, till just recently. When she broke up with me. SHE broke up with ME. WHY! I mean, why would she want to do that? She could've at least tried to milk some more money out of me but noooooooo, she's too good for Kaiba's money. Tch, freak.
Anyway, so this is the account, of the day I met the Peanut Butter Maid, and the time that followed. She changed my entire way of thinking. More than that, she saved me. From what, I am still unsure. But that girl rescued me like no other could.
