Evolution's Night-mare Before Christmas
By Paper_cut
Twas the night before Chistmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
But for Steph and her spouse.
Her stockings she hung
By the belts that were there
Four in a row
Some thought it unfair.
Evolution were nestled
All snug in their beds
While visions of victory's
Danced in their heads
Ric in his 'kerchief
And Dave in his cap
Were tired from listening
To Randy's bull-crap
When up on the roof
There a rose such a clatter
Steph sprang from her seat
And Trips grabbed a ladder
Up to the roof
Trips climbed in the cold
Worried that someone
Was stealing his gold
Flair heard a noise
And crawled out of bed
Grabbing his zimmer
And rubbing his head
While slowly Trips climbed
Up onto the roof
And was kicked in the head
By a rather large hoof!
"I see you met Prancer!"
Said the man with a stick.
Trips knew in a moment
It must be Saint Mick!
"How did you get up here Foley?"
Trips said.
"Well I flew here you idiot!
This is my sled!"
"Now Dave! Now Randy!
Now Steph! Now Ric!"
Foley stepped backwards
And held out his stick
"Calling your friends
Will do you no good
Cant you see that I have
Barbed wire on this wood?"
Trips growled and he snarled
Steam came from his ears
Foley stepped forward
And laughed at his snears
"Pouting and stamping
Will not help you there,
It takes Randy 2 hours
Just to gel up his hair!
But please call your friends
You might just need them
Because I have power
I made me co-GM!"
"Do you know who you're talking to?
My father-in-law's the boss!"
Mick gave a chuckle,
"I dont give a toss!
See Trips I dont like you
You bore me to death!"
"Dont you talk to my husband like that!"
Said Steph.
A bundle of belts
Mick had in his sack
"I have them now
You wont get them back!"
His eyes how they twinkled
His dimples, how merry!
"And Steph you should know
I caught Hunter with Terri!"
Steph slapped Trips hard
And let out a hiss.
"The IC title
Im giving to Chris!
And furthermore
It's my insistance
That the tag team titles
Go to La Resistance!"
"You cant do that
My daddy will spew!"
Steph stampped her foot,
"Now Trips onto you."
A wink of Mick's eye
And a twist of his head
Soon gave Trips to know
He had something to dread.
"He turned and he pulled
The belt from his sleigh
"The new hevyweight champ
Will be HBK!"
Hunter's jaw dropped
And Mick gave a yawn.
"You cant do this to me
Im not jobbing to Shawn!
This is it Foley
You've gone way too far!"
"Oh quit your whining
Shawn's more of a star!"
He sprang to his sleigh
Mr Socko he kissed
Then away he flew
In a cloud of mist
And they heard him exclaim
As he drove on his way
"Merry Christmas to all
And have a nice day!"
By Paper_cut
Twas the night before Chistmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was stirring
But for Steph and her spouse.
Her stockings she hung
By the belts that were there
Four in a row
Some thought it unfair.
Evolution were nestled
All snug in their beds
While visions of victory's
Danced in their heads
Ric in his 'kerchief
And Dave in his cap
Were tired from listening
To Randy's bull-crap
When up on the roof
There a rose such a clatter
Steph sprang from her seat
And Trips grabbed a ladder
Up to the roof
Trips climbed in the cold
Worried that someone
Was stealing his gold
Flair heard a noise
And crawled out of bed
Grabbing his zimmer
And rubbing his head
While slowly Trips climbed
Up onto the roof
And was kicked in the head
By a rather large hoof!
"I see you met Prancer!"
Said the man with a stick.
Trips knew in a moment
It must be Saint Mick!
"How did you get up here Foley?"
Trips said.
"Well I flew here you idiot!
This is my sled!"
"Now Dave! Now Randy!
Now Steph! Now Ric!"
Foley stepped backwards
And held out his stick
"Calling your friends
Will do you no good
Cant you see that I have
Barbed wire on this wood?"
Trips growled and he snarled
Steam came from his ears
Foley stepped forward
And laughed at his snears
"Pouting and stamping
Will not help you there,
It takes Randy 2 hours
Just to gel up his hair!
But please call your friends
You might just need them
Because I have power
I made me co-GM!"
"Do you know who you're talking to?
My father-in-law's the boss!"
Mick gave a chuckle,
"I dont give a toss!
See Trips I dont like you
You bore me to death!"
"Dont you talk to my husband like that!"
Said Steph.
A bundle of belts
Mick had in his sack
"I have them now
You wont get them back!"
His eyes how they twinkled
His dimples, how merry!
"And Steph you should know
I caught Hunter with Terri!"
Steph slapped Trips hard
And let out a hiss.
"The IC title
Im giving to Chris!
And furthermore
It's my insistance
That the tag team titles
Go to La Resistance!"
"You cant do that
My daddy will spew!"
Steph stampped her foot,
"Now Trips onto you."
A wink of Mick's eye
And a twist of his head
Soon gave Trips to know
He had something to dread.
"He turned and he pulled
The belt from his sleigh
"The new hevyweight champ
Will be HBK!"
Hunter's jaw dropped
And Mick gave a yawn.
"You cant do this to me
Im not jobbing to Shawn!
This is it Foley
You've gone way too far!"
"Oh quit your whining
Shawn's more of a star!"
He sprang to his sleigh
Mr Socko he kissed
Then away he flew
In a cloud of mist
And they heard him exclaim
As he drove on his way
"Merry Christmas to all
And have a nice day!"