Disclaimer: Klasky Csupo owns Rocket Power. And and and. we don't or we
wouldn't be dirt poor. like we are.
The theme song plays and the view shows Otto at his house, yelling. "I can leave if I want! Fuck you!" he screamed at his sister. "otto! You just lit a fucking sidewalk on fire! Your parole officer will go preying mantis on you if you leave the house."
Otto sneered at his sister Reggie, who was playing Lord of the Rings video games at the same time.
Otto suddenly flew out the window, literally. Reggie got up, but it was already too late. Otto had already gone to the land of the strippers.
As Otto was flying along, on his way to Stripperland, he was struck in the head by another flying object. It turned out to be Sam. "Sam!" Otto exclaimed. "Otto!" Sam exclaimed back. "Sam!" Otto exclaimed back again. "Say my name Otto!" Sam exclaimed. "Lets have some fun at Stripperland! I heard their sandwiches smell like whooping crane!"
Sam looked at Otto as if he was a ghost "..Are you a ghost?!" Otto looked at Sam, a weird expression forming on his face, "....what?!....No, Sam. Don't go all douche-y on me!!!!!!!!" Sam shrugged and they took off down the road to Stripperland.
Stripperland came into view and then stood at the chrome gates in awe, watching in their Bill Gates masks. "Holy vinegar chips!!" Sam screramed. "Sam. I asked you not to be a douche bag." Otto said politely. "No you didn't. You told me not to be all douche-y." Sam says irritably as he morphs back into a human. He did fancy his douche bag form though. The gates open and they step in to Stripperland. There was heavenly music followed by a song by the Baha Men that never made it to the radio. It was a great song though, at least Sam thought so. "HEY LADY YOU'RE BLEEDING!!!!" Otto yelled at a stripper."
Sam turned around only to see a hot, lardy stripper run screaming past them on fire and bleeding. Otto and him panicked and threw some of Sam's lard on top of the stripper to put the fire out. The stripper said thanks and offered them some muffins. They gladly accepted the offer. She laughed playfully and said "Welcome to Stripperland, you celeries!" As she said this, she did the ancient Aztec llama dance in honor of their presence.
The theme song plays and the view shows Otto at his house, yelling. "I can leave if I want! Fuck you!" he screamed at his sister. "otto! You just lit a fucking sidewalk on fire! Your parole officer will go preying mantis on you if you leave the house."
Otto sneered at his sister Reggie, who was playing Lord of the Rings video games at the same time.
Otto suddenly flew out the window, literally. Reggie got up, but it was already too late. Otto had already gone to the land of the strippers.
As Otto was flying along, on his way to Stripperland, he was struck in the head by another flying object. It turned out to be Sam. "Sam!" Otto exclaimed. "Otto!" Sam exclaimed back. "Sam!" Otto exclaimed back again. "Say my name Otto!" Sam exclaimed. "Lets have some fun at Stripperland! I heard their sandwiches smell like whooping crane!"
Sam looked at Otto as if he was a ghost "..Are you a ghost?!" Otto looked at Sam, a weird expression forming on his face, "....what?!....No, Sam. Don't go all douche-y on me!!!!!!!!" Sam shrugged and they took off down the road to Stripperland.
Stripperland came into view and then stood at the chrome gates in awe, watching in their Bill Gates masks. "Holy vinegar chips!!" Sam screramed. "Sam. I asked you not to be a douche bag." Otto said politely. "No you didn't. You told me not to be all douche-y." Sam says irritably as he morphs back into a human. He did fancy his douche bag form though. The gates open and they step in to Stripperland. There was heavenly music followed by a song by the Baha Men that never made it to the radio. It was a great song though, at least Sam thought so. "HEY LADY YOU'RE BLEEDING!!!!" Otto yelled at a stripper."
Sam turned around only to see a hot, lardy stripper run screaming past them on fire and bleeding. Otto and him panicked and threw some of Sam's lard on top of the stripper to put the fire out. The stripper said thanks and offered them some muffins. They gladly accepted the offer. She laughed playfully and said "Welcome to Stripperland, you celeries!" As she said this, she did the ancient Aztec llama dance in honor of their presence.