Hey guys! I know I haven't done anything in a while, so here is my recent update...
(Sima Yi is sitting in a chair reading war stratagies, Xiahou Dun is lying back iin another chair and Zhang He is wandering around doing different dance moves.)
Sima Yi: OKAY! Zhang he! Stop dancing! It's annoying me... go do something else or dance somewhere else.
Zhang He: But, Loard Sima Yi, this is the biggest room we have and I need my room so I can practice my skills.
Sima Yi: Whatever...I hate you.
Xiahou Dun: I've got an idea...how bout you go into the room next door and find something to do there...
Zhang He:...That's a good idea.
Xiahou Dun: (Zhang He leaves)...why does it have to be so boring in Wei? We need some action or something.
(Zhang He comes back)
Sima Yi: You're back? Why!
Zhang He: Do any of you know a card game?
Xiahou Dun: Yeah...hey, you know what? That actually sound like fun. Finally there is something to do at last!
Sima Yi: Well, I'm already doing some thing...
Xiahou Dun: Some thing that is boring.
Zhang He: What game do you know?
Xiahou Dun: I only know of one game...it's called thirty-one.
Sima Yi: ...I've played that game before.
Zhang He: (thinks for a minuet) Oh! That game is fun!
Xiahou Dun: I'm the best at it though. None has ever beat me.
Sima Yi: Probably because you cheat.
Xiahou Dun: How can you cheat in a game like this?
Sima Yi: easy...you just might arrang the cards differently. I bet I could beat you easily...without cheating.
Xiahou Dun: Sure...lets see what kind of luck you've got.
Zhang He:...I still get to play, right?
Xiahou Dun:...yeah. (aside to Sima Yi) We'll beat him for sure.
Sima Yi: I know.
Zhang He: Let's get started then. Who's going to shuffle and deal?
Sima Yi & Xiahou Dun: You are.
Zhang He: ...Okay!
(He passes three cards to Sima Yi and Xiahou Dun)
Sima Yi: Wow...I have a pretty good hand.
Xiahou Dun: GOD! My hand sucks!
Zhang He:...
(Zhang He takes a card off the top of the deck and places it face up on the table.)
Sima Yi: It's my turn first...
Xiahou Dun: Dang! that's the card I need on the table!...
Sima Yi:...idiot.
Xiahou Dun: Are you going to play or not?
(Sima draws a card from the deck)
Sima Yi: well, this doesn't help me at all.
(places the card on the table. Xiahou Dun's turn. He draws)
Xiahou Dun: My luck is rising...I'll beat you for sure.
(Puts card into his hand and discards another card.)
Zhang He:...My turn
(He draws a card and puts it into his hand as well as discarding another card.)
Zhang He: thirty-one!
Sima Yi & Xiahou Dun: WHAT?
Sima Yi: Already! That's impossible.
Xiahou Dun: Yeah. It's not right. Show us your cards...
(Zhang He lays down an ace of diamonds and a king and queesn of diamonds.)
Zhang He: Ta-da!
(Sima Yi and Xiahou Dun look at eachother and then back at Zhang He.)
Sima Yi: What a fluke. That was pure luck.
Xiahou Dun: Sure. I actually have to agree with you this time.
Zhang He: Sima Yi's turn to deal!
(Sima Yi deals)
Xiahou Dun: Ooooooo...
Sima Yi: Decent...
(They both look upat Zhang He)
Zhang He: ...hmmmm...
Sima Yi: Ha! I told you it was a fluke...
Zhang He: No...it's not that...I am just trying to decide which suit to go for...
Xiahou Dun: (Aside to Sima Yi) Know what I've noticed that He hasn't said anything that he would normally say...
Sima Yi:...your right...there's something suspicious about him right now.
Zhang He: Xiahou Dun...it's your turn.
Xiahou Dun: Oh...right.
(Draws and puts the card into his hand.)
Zhang He: (draws a card) This just makes my decidion tougher...
Sima Yi: Hurry up already!
(Zhang He puts down an ace of spades)
Sima Yi: Ahh! Just what I needed. (picks up the card) Thirty one.
Zhang He: Beautiful!
Xiahou Dun: Well, forget what I said earlier...
Sima Yi: ...Where did that come from anyway?
Zhang He: Congradulations Lord Sima Yi!
Sima Yi: Uhhhh...sure...
Xiahou Dun: My turn to deal...
Sima Yi: hey, you haven't won a game yet! How does it feel to be a loser? HAHAHAHAHA!
Xiahou Dun: You wanna say that again!
Sima Yi: It would be my pleasure.
Zhang He: Sit down and lets start playing again...
Xiahou Dun: This time I'll beat you!
Sima Yi: Just try me.
(Xiahou Dun passes out the cards)
Xiahou Dun:...this is the last game that I'm playing and if I don't win then...
Sima Yi: You'll be torture by me for the rest of your time.
(Zhang He shakes his head)
Xiahou Dun: (Draws a card) well, this helps.
Zhang He: (draws a card) This is good to add to my hand.
Sima Yi: (draws a card) ...well this card is stupid.
Xiahou Dun: I'm knocking.
Sima Yi: What?
Zhang He: That means...only one more turn...oh my.
Sima Yi: (Draws a card) Rats!
Zhang He: (Draws a card) sigh I tried.
Xiahou Dun: (Lays down hand) Thirty!
Sima Yi: Twenty-nine! I was so close! I hate you.
Xiahou Dun: Hey! you only say that to Zhang He!
Sima Yi: Well, now I'm going to say that to you too.
Zhang He: ...We tied.
Xiahou Dun: WHAT!
Zhang He: thirty...
Xiahou Dun: ...I hate you.
Zhang He: I get that all the time.
Sima Yi: You still didn't win Xiahou Dun.
Xiahou Dun: I didn't lose either.
Sima Yi: ...
Zhang He: He has a point...
Sima Yi: Shut your mouth faerie boy!
Zhang He: Hey! It's The butterfly general to you!
Sima Yi: I'm higher rank than you!
Zhang He: I'm as smart as you...
Sima Yi: No your not...
Zhang He: I'm feared by Zhuge Liang and your just a petty peasant to him.
Sima Yi: I am so much smarter than Zhuge AND you!
Xiahou Dun: I get a front row seat at seeing who is better at arguing...if I had to guess, I would probably say Sima Yi would win.
Sima Yi: I hope you go to Hell.
Zhang He:gasp that...was mean...
Sima Yi: Ha!
Xiahou Dun: Ohhh...that had to hurt.
Zhang He: I was actually falling for someone like you too...
Sima Yi: Holy crap! What are you?
Zhang He: I am a graceful butterfly general! (Skips out of the room.)
Sima Yi: (sweatdrop) That last part...that was wierd.
(Xiahou Dun falls over laughing)
Xiahou Dun: I knew he was queer! And he was falling for you! (Cracks up laughing.
Sima Yi: Shut it.
(Sima Yi leaves Xiahou Dun laughing on the floor.)
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Hoorah...at last I have actually upgraded one of my stories... I was laughing the whole time I did this story. LOL