Jet: Well its been a while since I've done this.

Suzu: Done what?

Jet: Two things: One, listen to your question. Two, rewrite the first story ever made.

Suzu: Do you remember the first story we've made?

Jet: ENOUGH WITH THE QUESTIONS!...Not really, just the really funny shit.

Yugi: Didn't it star me and my friends?

Jet: Oh yea, it was me torturing you all in the most brutal ways possible. Thanks!

Everyone: (groans)

Jet: This is pretty much off the top of my head, and I made this story was about 4 years ago.

Suzu: You're a moron.

Jet: Shut up. I own you all now.

Suzu: Actually, the Yugioh crew is not owned by us.

Jet: Had to ruin the mood don't you?

Suzu: START THE STORY!

It was a normal crappy day, with down pouring rain and fierce winds. Yugi and Joey were sitting around in the game store owned by Yugi's grandfather, who is out on some unknown errand. Joey ended up there after school because his house leaks when it rains. So they are sitting around messing with their cards because apparently the private school that they attend doesn't believe in giving students homework. Suddenly Tristan and Duke bust through the door, soaking wet.

"Well, look what the cat pissed on then dragged in," snorted Joey.

"Shut up, it's really wet outside," retorted Tristan.

Duke stared at Tristan and said, "No shit? I thought it was a beautiful day out."

Tristan raised his fist and said, "That's the quickest way to get your ass kicked." Joey stared on with some amusement at the two quarrelling minor characters, while Yugi just got finished polishing his deck (Well how do you think they got so shiny and new looking? They take care of their stuff.), and noticed the tension between Duke and Tristan.

"Ok, calm down you two. This is my grandfather's house," said Yugi meekly.

"Yeah, try to at least act with some decency."

Everyone turned to the door to see a figure standing there, just as wet as Duke and Tristan was. He stepped out of the sheet of rain, revealing himself to be Seto Kaiba. Yugi shrugged, Duke and Tristan went back to arguing, and Joey got pissed.

"What's wrong, Seto? You're too damn good and rich to use a little invention called an umbrella?" Joey snapped. Seto sent him a stare back that could pierce steel.

"No, I took my private helicopter to school today and it can't fly in this weather. Not like it is any of your business, mutt." The two stared at each other for a while until one of Yugi's cards that he was practicing tossing out in a dramatic fashion struck Joey in the back of the head, leaving a paper cut scar and a teenager that looks like he had ants in his pants and turrets syndrome. Yugi sighed and wondered who else was going to appear and get the floor wet, mainly because he was sure that he was going to have to clean up any mess they left.

Just then, Serenity appeared in the door, totally wet and shivering. Duke and Tristan stopped fighting and just stared at her. Seto took a seat and couldn't care less. Yugi put his head down, realizing that this was his best friend's sister. Joey's swearing was calming down until he realized Serenity was standing there and being stared at and starting swearing again.

"S-sorry, it's raining out and I'm trying to find some shelter," stuttered Serenity through chattering teeth. Joey started freaking out trying to find a towel, Duke and Tristan started to drool (which Yugi realized he will also have to clean up and was not happy at all), and Seto started to fall asleep. Joey found some paper towels, figured they were good enough (usually he had to settle with newspapers to dry his hands, then he realized that the ink would stain his hands. He now settles with drip-drying after showering with the bathroom hose), and gave them to Serenity to dry off. Tristan was obviously mad and Duke shrugged, the show was over. Yugi somehow had a feeling this was going to get worse.

Just then Mai popped up, just as wet as the rest of them. Yugi's mouth dropped open, Tristan stopped being pissed and started staring, and Duke took after their examples. Joey, who was steaming just a while ago, saw Mai and blood sprayed out of his nose while he ran around, screaming that his dream came true. Seto looked to see what the commotion was and yawned (which had the rest of the crew wondering if he was gay or something). Mai, unlike Serenity, wasn't shy and knew what was going on around her.

"Ok, enough staring. I'm freezing and need something to dry off with, pronto," ordered Mai. Everyone put their jaws back up and stopped staring at Mai's chest. This also spurred Joey to put his head down in shame and run straight forward. Into a wall. So now Joey has a concussion and blood running from his nose and forehead. He falls right back into his cursing spree while holding his head. Just then Ishizu came through the door.

And no one cared.

Tea came in behind her, and this was probably the most interesting reaction so far. Yugi dropped any dignity he had and stared right at her, gawking. Tristan frowned, knowing what was in store for them. Duke looked around, not wanting to be the only one to freak out. Seto curled his hands into fists, a twitch he picked up from all the speeches he's heard from this freak. The girl's all put on the best smiles they could, but the bitches inside of them were ranting up a catfight that would probably get them arrested for murder. Joey, recovering from his head injury, looked up and freaked out, believing he was hallucinating, and ran around out of severe panic attacks. He got blood everywhere ("Goddamn, not more crap to clean up," Yugi thought). Much to Joey's dismay, Tea spoke, destroying Joey's thoughts that it was a nightmare (she would of already sprouted a few more heads and breathe fire before leaping at him) or a dream (she would have been hit by a truck by now or something causing her painful and satisfying death).

"Wow, it's really raining outside! Hey, friends we can have a party here, because the gangs all here!" Everyone groaned, except for Yugi, who found himself still staring. Well at least things got better. But if it stopped there, the story wouldn't be as interesting. Marik and Bakura came through the door, and everyone knew they were attending private hell class.

"Why are you two here!" shouted Yugi, knowing that he would like to have one day not having to worry if his soul would be sucked out by an unknown darkness.

"What, we can't come hang out with friends?" said Marik, with mock sadness. Bakura snickered. Joey flipped them the finger, then passed out again from blood loss. Don't worry, he will be fine when I get back to torturing him again. No one dies in these damn cartoons anyway.

Everyone was cautious, but the two seemed to not be in "Kill everyone around and take over the world" mode. Well, how deadly does two people look if they are drenched like they just got thrown in a pool? They look about as dangerous as puppies. Puppies on crack at the worst.

Yugi sighed and realized that there was no way to force them out, especially with Joey coughing up blood and mucus. So he would just go along with it.

"Ok, but it is getting crowed in here. Let's go into the basement," said Yugi. Everyone followed him, except for Joey, who screamed," You have a basement? Since when?"

"Well, Grandfather doesn't allow visitors down there," said Yugi. Then he opened the door to the basement.

Jet: And that's enough for now.

Suzu: WTF? What kind of cliffhanger is that?

Jet: Shut up, it's great!

Yami: Wait, where am I?

Jet: You'll come up soon enough.

Yami: Like the next chapter?

Jet: I swear I am going to make the next person that asks me a question pay.

Mai: Why didn't I get more lines?

Jet: THAT'S IT! Now it is time to feel the wrath of (looks around and picks up a flashlight) THE MILLENDIUM FLASHLIGHT!

Suzu: What does that do?

Jet: (thinks) It…uh…takes away a person's favorite possession!

Suzu: You just made that up.

Jet: Well lets find out (turns around and shines the light on Mai)

Mai's clothes instantly disappear. She tries her best to cover up her underwear.

Mai: No! My favorite set of clothes!

Jet: HOLY SHIT IT WORKS!

Joey: WHOO HOOO! (more blood sprays out of his nose and he falls unconscious)

Mai: DAMN YOU PIG! (starts chasing Jet, who is giggling like a schoolgirl…which the thought is disturbing to say the least)

Suzu: (Sighs) This day is just getting more interesting by the minute. We will get the next chapter out soon. Right after we clean up Joey and make sure he can still work. And come up with some original material while we are at it.