Just a little something I thought of a couple of hours ago. HAPPY BELATED HALLOWEEN and HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO MY FRIENDS SHANIA (October 28), YURIBIA (October 29), MYREIAH (October 30) & MYKAILAH (October 30).
I'm gonna say it now. Whoever invented Halloween, I would love to carve them into a pumpkin and eat them. I'm not saying that Halloween is a cursed holiday or anything. It's just that it gave my lollipop an excuse to dress up and eat gallons of candy for a month straight. In front of me was my lollipop dressed as a fairy. Not that stupid Tinkerbell from those Disney movies or those kids from Ferngully and whatever fairy Disney crap. I mean a full-blown, glittery, leaves for clothes fairy. Plus, it was a dress. When he told me that he wanted me to see his newest costume, I didn't think it would be like this.
"So? What do you think?" he asked. The dress stopped short of his, ahem, parts. I could see where he stacked leaf upon a diferent color leaf and sewed them together. He even made the wings out of an extra Akatsuki cloak. His shoes were knee high, green boots with heels on the soles. He made the effect even more by removing his mask and having a layer of lip gloss on. All of a sudden, it got really hot in here.
"Um, Tobi. W-well," I tugged at the collar of my shirt and cleared my throat, "d-don't you think it's, um, a little revealing." I didn't know if it was a good or bad thing my dark side was being quiet. Tobi looked at me confused.
"No. It's pretty. Tobi made it." his eyes then got all watery and his bottom lip trembled. "Don't you like it, Zetsu-sama?" I internally groaned. He knew I couldn't resist when he made his puppy eyes and called me that. Hell, I could barely resist him without the look. Don't look in his eyes. Don't look in his eyes. Don't look in his-Damn it!
"Of course I love it, Tobi. You look beautiful." and ravishable, I added as an afterthought. Tobi smiled so brightly that I thought it would blind me. He ran into my arms and squealed like the hyper ball he is.
"Thank you, Zetsu! Tobi's gonna wear it all day! Tobi needs to go find stuff for tomorrow's costume." Tobi leaned up and pecked me on the lips before running out of our room. I groaned out loud knowing that Tobi was going to embarass himself and me in front of the entire Akatsuki. I plopped onto the bed and heard someone walk into the room.
"Is it October already?" Kakuzu said. I sighed.
"Yep and this one's gonna be hell." I said. Kakuzu grunted in agreement and sat down beside me.
"Well, you'll be getting laid a lot more." Kakuzu snickered. I glared at him.
"Shut the fuck up, Kakuzu." He rolled his eyes, but said nothing. We sat in silence until we heard,
"Oh my fucking Jashin! Tobi! What the hell are you wearing?" Kakuzu groaned and stood up.
"I better go save Hidan from Tobi's...weirdness." I stood up and followed him to the door.
"In other words, get Hidan to your room and fuck the hell out of him." Kakuzu just smirked and walked away. I was about to close the door before I heard,
"Zetsu! Save me from Deidara!" I ran out of the room to find them before Deidara killed my lollipop. You gotta love October.