Collision #1 Hulk, Hellboy, Batman and More!
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Hulk, Spider-Man and all related characters belong to Marvel Comics
Batman, The Joker and other related characters belong to DC Comics
Hellboy is owned by Dark Horse Comics
Dr. Bruce Banner has experienced one of the most intriguing and saddest moments of his life. His love, Betty Ross, has been killed. She was murdered at the hands of an unknown assailant. As The Hulk, he has searched and searched for this killer but he never succeeded. As it turns out, the killer, Banner doesn't know, is the Green Goblin, assisted by Emile Blonski, as The Abomination. Goblin was after Spider-Man, and Hulk tried to help him out. Goblin killed off Ross by throwing 3 Razorbats at her, first 2 missing due to Hulk using his indestructible arms to block them, but Abomination, foe of Hulk's, smacked Hulk in the face with his elbow. The 3rd Razorbat hit Ross in the chest, killing her. Hulk watched her die instantly while Spider-Man fought off both Green Goblin and Abomination. After this fight, Banner seeks to find and kill Norman Osborn/Green Goblin. One day not very long after the death of Betty Ross, Banner was walking back to his house with a bag full of groceries, when he saw a very strange looking man. Was he a clown? Was he a preformer of some kind? No. He wasn't. It was The Joker, a man who had never bothered Hulk, Iron Man, Thor or any of The Avengers. Nor Spider-Man, The X-Men or The Fantastic Four. He was new to this city. But you know who else was with him? Deathstroke. He looked like Deadpool, but lots of differences. Deathstroke was the main thing that got Banner's attention. He was pointing a gun in a little girls face and demanding something from the parents. Banner had to act, but Deadpool beat him to it. "Bruh, what's your deal? Yes, with the gun to that little girl, but the appearance. Your joking. You look like me! Only one difference: You aren't me!" Deadpool joked. "This pistol can fire a bullet into your head instead of hers." Deathstroke angrily said to Deadpool, and pointed his gun at him. "Hey! I have one too!" Deadpool mocked him and pulled his pistol out. "I see. You've come prepared." Deathstroke sarcastically admitted, as he pulled out his machete. Out of nowhere, Bruce Banner showed up to confront Deathstroke. "You better leave the people alone, or either Deadpool will shoot, or you'll make me angry." Banner told him. Deadpool started taunting Deathstroke calling him "Deadpool #2" which caused Deathstroke to get angry and chase after him. Meanwhile, The Joker wasn't up to much better. But Joker was already facing someone: Hellboy. Hellboy was already after someone else when he encountered The Joker. Joker had threw a flying card at him and insisted a fight. Joker also snached Hellboy's gun from him while he wasn't looking. But Joker couldn't take away his big fist. Hellboy tried to punch Joker but he had his own gun pulled out on him. Hellboy dodged the shot, but it was heard by Bruce. He went in to investigate when he found them both. Joker pulled out a smoke bomb filled with green smoke, putting Bruce to sleep. Bruce would wake up to a strange looking room that Joker had taken Bruce to. "Pal, I hope you like it here because I've already sent someone after Batman!" Joker said to Bruce. "Bat-who?" Bruce asked in confusion. "Batman is still in Gotham!" Joker said. "So there's no one to save you!" He continued and then laughed hysterically. "You've been beaten to it!" Hellboy yelled at The Joker. "We've been prepared!" Yelled Harley Quinn out of nowhere. She tried blocking Hellboy by distracting him. In the meantime, Joker electrocuted Banner and he suddenly began to morph. His once, puny body now has become big, green and muscular. Joker was even surprised. Hulk picked up Joker and threw him so many miles in the air that when he landed it was going to do something. Hulk jumped out the window with intentions for destruction. "Well, looks like I got a green giant to stop." Hellboy said. He had gotten away from Harley after a while. Joker broke his arm possibility. When Hellboy got outside, he noticed a great deal of destruction. "How strong is this guy?" Hellboy thought. "Hulk stronger than you!" Hulk yelled at Hellboy. He readied his right hand of doom and told him with hand gestures "come here." Hulk ran in for attack at Hellboy, but he ducked and Hulk flew. Hellboy pulled out his pistol. "Bullets don't kill Hulk!" Hulk yelled at Hellboy. Then, Hulk punched down Hellboy. "Oh...Crap." Hellboy thought
To be continued.