It's actually not that bad dealing with two accounts. Just wait until the school year! I'm so gonna regret saying that!
Author's P.O.V.
Dick sighed and leaned back on hi-their bed. He smiled at that thought. They have been dating for almost 4 years, and now they were married. Zatanna Grayson, just rolls off the tongue. The wedding was even better when Dr. Fate took off the helmet just for Giovanni to take his daughter down the isle. Not to mention it was all over the news.
The thing was it wasn't their permanent bed. Just for about 1 week. Bruce decided to bring the family over to Los Angeles for vacation. Dick was so excited and still is. He turned over and kissed his wife's head.
"I love you." he faced her once again. He thought she was asleep. She wrapped her arms around him. "Mm." she tiredly muttered laying her head on his chest. Then he wrapped her in his arms his strong arms.
"Tag your it!" Dick yelled as he basically smacked Damian. "This game is extremely-"
"To chicken to have fun?" Damian glared at Tim and crossed his arms. "Fun is for-"
"C'mon it's a vacation Damian, it's for fun." Damian smiled he was a kid. He should have fun. He raced after his 'brothers' and they all laughed. Zatanna smiled dick would be an amazing father. Oh god, father? They haven't even talked about kids yet. She remembered after their wedding her father had a long talk with her new husband about how it didn't matter if he was in Fate or not if he did hurt her he was long gone.
She turned her head and faced Barbara. Oh god, why did Barbara have to come? When Batgirl was first introduced to the team it was obvious she like Dick. And when she found out that he was taken it didn't matter that the two had become good friends she instantly wanted to kill Zatanna. The only thing stopping her was Dick himself.
Barbara's knees buckled and she began to fall until Bruce caught her. Just a week ago she got out of her wheelchair. Even Zatanna helped her once and awhile. It was the only time the girl didn't push her away or bitch about how badly she wanted to kill her. "Come on Zee!" Dick called she rolled her eyes and ran to the field running from Damian.
The game went on for hours. Zatanna was the main target for she wasn't as fit as the three brothers. Damian i the end was actually surprised. Who knew you could have so much fun playing a game? Whenever someone called him out for liking it he just said he only agreed because it was a good training exercise. Their plan was to go to a supposed haunted house. Then go to a 'mystery room.' At about 11:00 because Tim and Damian were too young and had to stay with Alfred.
They walked into the haunted house to hear screams in the distance and kids rushing out the door. Apparently if you make it all the way to the top you get one hundred dollars. Zatanna clearly not interested saw a mall on the way and dragged Dick in with her with him muttering 'help me.'
When Bruce, Damian, Barbara, and Tim walked into the house the only one that seemed even closed to phased by it was Barbara. Which no one could really blame her. When she was 'paralyzed.' She stayed behind the computers instead of going out and doing crime. Damian kept a strait face the entire time while Bruce was trying not to debunk everything. Tim only jumped once or twice while Barbara jumped to many times for her own comfort.
"Okay, so Artemis said she wanted A flag that said LA on it." Dick stated and Zatanna nodded. "Like a small flag? I saw some back there." the raven haired girl assumed pointing to a shop. "No, like a flag." Zatanna scoffed. "Of course leave it to Artemis to want a whole god damned flag, not a bumper sticker, not even a hoodie, but a flag." Dick laughed as the two walked into a shop.
Damian got to the top of the haunted house. And before he got to the 'prize.' a man who was supposed to pretend punch a boy that got to the top. He decided to actually punch him. Or at least that's what Damian thought. The boy caught his fist and twisted the adults body making him fall to the ground. Damian walked up to the man who pulled out a hundred dollar bill. Damian smirked and refused the offer and instead giving the adult a hundred dollar bill.
"You sure? I don't think Damian would want a-" Dick picked up his phone ringing for the tenth time. "What?" He didn't know to be mad or worried. "No way!"
"No, We're in LA."
"Yes we got the flag."
"She wants a LA onesie?"
"Okay. No. Bye. I said bye Wally."
Dick put his phone back in his pocket and faced his wife. "Artemis is in labor." Zatanna's eyes widened. "We need to go there!" she grabbed his shoulders and shook him his hair going back and forth. "We're leaving tomorrow. We can see them then." Zatanna sighed and let go of his shoulders. "But babies are so adorable!" she whined hugging him with one arm.
"Are you saying...?" she let go of him quickly and blushed. "N-No! I mean unless-"
"Dick, Zatanna c'mon were going to that mystery house thingy." Barbara came in and called for them.
The four adults walked into the room. It had many rooms and a timer for 1 hour. If you don't get out by that time then you failed. Before they went into the building Bruce stated that if he fails then he isn't fit for his job.
The first room had a dresser and a few tables. Well those were the things that stood out to them first. There were a few clocks and paintings which Bruce was drawn to first. "Found it!" it was surprisingly not Bruce. It was Barbara. She walked to the door and put the key in but it wouldn't turn. "Doesn't fit!" she stated jerking it out.
"Over here!" Dick said pointing to a lock on one of the dresser doors. She put the key in and when she twisted it it unlocked. To reveal a locked box. Everyone was searching once again. Then Dick walked up to the box and put a key in it. He grabbed the key inside the box then opened the door that led to the next room.
It was bigger then the other one. It had a chest, a bed, a dresser, and a closet.
50 minute mark.
It took them 10 minutes to get to this room? Sad.
Zatanna found a key and went strait to the chest. Knowing that they wouldn't get out that easily. She opened it and jumped back as a body with a news ccamera came out.
"Oh thank god!" horrible actor. "I-I have a key with me actually I think it might open that door." he said rubbing his eyes. She grabbed it from him and opened the door to the final room.
"Ugh! Why do they get to go to weird places?" Tim questioned Damian. "We're to young." he simply stated. "But we still have adult conversations!" Tim groaned. Damian glared at him. "Bruce even told me how babies were made!" he said as if he should be proud. Damian's glare was harder now. "Okay, I'll shut up. Jeez." He muttered.
They got out of the Mystery Rooms with 38 minutes to spare. Bruce stated that he was overthinking and everyone was to scared to disagree with him so they did the only thing that was sensible. And agreed.
Don't really know how else to end it... I've been thinking of doing YJ couples drabbles I don't know. I might. Anyways did you like it?
Please R&R!
