"Doctor!" Rose bellowed from the galley of the TARDIS. "We're out of milk!"
"Rose!" the Doctor imitated coming down the hallway into the galley. "Just ask the TARDIS nicely and she'll give you more."
"No offense, or anything but I'd really prefer milk from a cow, or ... Oh! That one animal that looks like a penguin with horns from ... Dim ... Dime" Rose said with laughter in her voice.
"Diethylstilbestrol" the Doctor finished for her.
"Show off!"
"You didn't mind me showing off earlier this morning" he retorted.
Rose just blushed in return.
Even though she wasn't new to the whole relationship thing or sleeping with someone the Doctor still managed to make her feel young and innocent again.
The Doctor walked closer to Rose and placed his hands on her hips. He started kissing her jaw up and around to her ear and finally right on the lips.
"You look" he said as his lips touched her face.
"So sexy" he said as he trailed kisses along her jaw.
"When you" he said as his lips reached the shell if her ear.
"Blush" he muttered as his lips finally descended upon hers
When his lips met hers it was like that first passion filled kiss all over again. Raw with emotion, so much emotion, from each participant. He was convinced that he had himself some what under control. At least enough not to take her right there on the counter again. (The coffee maker left an awkward bruise that he had to hear about from Rose. Not to mention the TARDIS and her comments.) That was until she let out a small moan. He wouldn't have heard it if it wasn't for his frankly magnificent time lord hearing. But he did, and it was his undoing. The kiss became 100 times more intense. Tongues probed deeper. Hands on hips grew tighter. Hands in hair grabbed more.
'We're defiantly shagging on the counter again' thought the Doctor
'I should move the coffee maker this time' thought Rose
Their minds switched from normal to shag in 3.4 seconds. The Doctor reached to pull her (actually his) jumper up when all of the sudden Rose's stomach let out a noise that set the both of them into a fit of laughter (the oncoming storm most defiantly does not giggle)
"Breakfast time for the human" the Doctor chuckled leaning his forehead against hers.
"I'm not hungry." Rose said reaching for the strings of his jim jam pants.
"Yes you are." He said smiling and placing his hands over hers on the strings of said jim jams.
Her stomach decided to at the precise moment to growl again.
"Your not helping my case any" she said looking down at her stomach as if it had committed a capital offense
"Pausing for 30 minutes won't kill you, my little nymphomaniac" the Doctor said with a chuckle, turning around to look for some food.
The galley was getting pretty bare. No one had gotten any groceries in the last few weeks. They'd just been eating out at every planet they'd visited.
"Allophonic" she said to his back hopping of the counter to sit in a chair like a non-hormone enraged person
"I am not afraid of household appliances, my dear Rose" The Doctor quickly retorted turning around with that manic grin that was her undoing
"Every thing I do is your undoing as of late" The Doctor said with a smile that faded all too quickly.
"What?!" screeched Rose in a voice way too close to her mother's
"Nothing"
"Didn't sound like nothing to me" Rose said standing up and now walking towards him "sounds like you could here what I was thinking" she said, voice full if rage.
The Doctor was just silent.
"You did here what I was thinking, didn't you?" Rose screeched poking her finger into his chest
Again, the Doctor didn't say anything. What could he? She had one request: don't mess with my head. To be honest he thought she was going to say don't mess with my heart, but that was not what she said. All she asked for was a little privacy up there, she had given the rest to him, body, life, but she wasn't ready for mind. He respected that he really did, but as of lately her thoughts had been so loud. He'd actually thought that last one was out loud. He was afraid to tell her that some of her thoughts had been reaching him lately he just ignored them, except for that last one. If he was a sensible time lord he would have told her that, but because he wasn't he just gave back as good as he got.
"I did not go into your head, you apes just can't manage to control your thoughts. Especially when your bloody hormones get involved!" he yelled back.
He was ready for a slap of her hand or even her words, what he didn't expect was for her to walk out. Not just out of the conversation or the galley, but the entire TARDIS.
3 hours 4 minuets and 5.67 seconds. That's how long Rose had been gone before the TARDIS told him she was back and… not alone
Because he thought he was a frankly magnificent Time Lord he didn't even give her time to explain, he just went right ahead talking, pacing back and forth, in his defense he was very upset.
"Rose. I know I messed up. "He started
"Doc-" Rose cut in
"Let me finish. I know I messed up, big time" he tried to say again
"Doc-" Rose said again
"Rose! I asked you to-"he tried to say for the third time, but at that point the Doctor noticed the lavender colored girl barley conscious leaning against Rose.