Summary: The writer trying on a Mary Sue and a self insert.
Warning: Mary Sue's and self inserts!
A Fairlytalltale
Once upon a time, Mary Sue, a beautiful princess whose smile makes flowers twirl on the background, got lost in the prairie. She sung a soft, little prayer before she went about finding her way back to her castle.
After a quarter hour of skipping cheerfully and optimistic, she came into a hill with a single tree and a lone occupant on top.
Not out of breathe at all; she approached the stranger, sleeping under the shadow of the big Mango tree.
"Oh mister, I'm so glad I found you," Mary Sue enthused.
The mister didn't move, he continued to lie on the ground with his eyes closed; his body supine, one hand propped on top of his chest while the other lay on his side.
Mary Sue stared at the man, seeing his shiny dark hair in a high ponytail squashed on the ground, his body pliant and the expression on his handsome face, restful. "Oh my," Mary Sue whispered to herself, "I finally found my prince charming."
Princess Mary Sue dropped to her knees and was about to kiss the stranger to wake him up and for them to live happily ever after when the wind suddenly perked up.
"Hey, that's my man!" growled a wicked looking woman that suddenly appeared out of nowhere. Her blonde hair in the most outrageous four ponytails and the expression on her face was scary. She also gripped the biggest metallic fan Mary Sue had ever seen and threatened with.
However, Mary Sue didn't stammer as she faced her foe. She bravely announced, "I'm Mary Sue."
"I wasn't asking your name," the scary, fan-wielding woman snapped, taking several steps towards Mary Sue and the man that still slumber soundly, folding her fan and seeming about to attack them with the butt of it.
"Oh but I'm Mary Sue so you can't hurt me."
"Says who?"
"Says Chibiver. That's who!"
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~4 23 12AF~
A/N: Hehe totally pointless, I know…but it made me laugh.
Temari fl, thanks for the correction!