Hey guys, Freak here! So for English class we had to write about a bad hair day. Real or not, of course I chose not…. That SO did not sound vain. Anyway, yeah, since I don't really care how my hair looks, I couldn't think of a real experience. One of my best friends was writing about Alois and gave me the idea to write for Ciel! You should thank her for this (crappy) story! Okay, I'm blabbering. Oh yeah, DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER! I DON'T OWN KUROSHITSUJI IF I DID I WOULDN'T BE WRITING FANFICTION! Yup, that's all!
~Let the Freak Show begin~
"Hairror"
SNIP. SNIP. SNIP. Ciel sat in his study, internally cringing with every SNIP he heard. His fiancé, Elizabeth, had begged to cut and style his hair. After her begging had turned into sobbing, he let out a reluctant, "Fine." Elizabeth shot up, of course, cheering in victory.
"Oh thank you Ciel! You won't regret it! I'll make you so cute!" Ciel sighed, shaking his head.
"That's exactly what I'm afraid of."
That brings us back to the present. Elizabeth brushed through the boy's grey-blue locks, smiling at her masterpiece.
"See! I made you so cute!" She proclaimed, handing Ciel a small handheld mirror. Cautiously, he took the mirror. Looking at the reflective glass his one visible, sapphire eye widened.
"Eliza-"
"Ciel! It's Lizzy! Is that so hard to say?" Ciel sighed.
"Lizzy, what did you do?!"
Elizabeth smiled sweetly,
"I made you so cute, silly!"
He grimaced, staring at his reflection. What the bubbly blond had ACTUALLY succeeded in doing was make him look younger and even LESS intimidating than the thirteen year old already was. She had curled, tousled, teased, and pampered the young earl's hair, not forgetting to add a graveyard's worth of bows and ribbons. Elizabeth squealed in delight, crushing him in a hug that a python would envy.
"I just made you so cute!" Ciel wasn't amused, to say the least. Always the gentleman, he mustered a, very fake, smile.
"Yes, thank you Eliz- Lizzy." Elizabeth grinned.
"Well I must be going, mother will absolutely throw a fit if I miss my fitting!" She hugged Ciel once more before having her maid, Paula, escort her. Ciel waved her off from the windo in his study, only sitting back down when her carriage had disappeared out of sight. Rubbing his temples, he sunk back into his warm leather chair. He rang the bell on his desk, calling for his ever faithful butler, Sebastian. Said butler appeared in the door way, wheeling in a cart of pastries and Earl Grey tea.
"Your afternoon tea, my lo-" He stopped, staring at the atrocity that was Ciel's hair. He tried, and failed, to stifle his laughter. Ciel's eyebrow twitched in annoyance,
"Stop giggling like a girl!" Sebastian regained his composure, his smirk never faultering.
"Am I to assume Lady Elizabeth enjoyed her visit today?" Ciel scoffed at the snide remark.
"What do you think?" The butler, clad in black, served the pastries and tea before beginning the strenuous task of returning the young earl's hair to its original form.
'Lady Elizabeth hasn't done such a bad job.' mused Sebastian. Ciel huffed,
"At least she left before she began to force me into one of her frilly dresses and redecorate my manor." Ciel took a sip of tea as Sebastian's smirk widened,
"Oh no, she's saving that for her next visit." Spitting out his tea, Ciel struggled to speak.
"W-WHAT!?"
SO?! How was that?! Crappy? Good? Tell me what you thought about it in the review section! SHOUT OUT TO xx Dull Rose xx FOR BEING FABULOUS AND REVIEWING ON MY LAST STORY! YOU ROCK!