Kissing Strategy
(Also known as my pathetic excuse to prove I'm really alive.)
A/N: Hokay. Well I was reading Kyubi no Kitsune's "Kissing 101" AGAIN! You people must read that fic it kicks ass! As does all of her stuff Anyway I was reading it and the idea for this ficlet just popped up into my head. YAY!
It was another beautiful morning in Konohagakure and as usual cell seven was waiting for their chronically late teacher. Sakura was goggling Sasuke, Naruto was loudly grumbling about Kakashi's nasty habit of being late and Sasuke? He's busy thinking of other, more pleasant for him ways for Naruto to use his sweet little mouth.
On the subject of Naruto's mouth it's interesting to note that Sasuke and discovered the perfect strategy to keep Naruto quiet. Said strategy was so perfect that even Shikamaru would be amazed. Kiss him. It was that simple. Just kiss the blond and he's quiet and surprisingly pliant in his arms. Of course if anyone even DREAMED of trying the same on the little ray of living sunshine the poor sap would suffer pain yet unimagined by man ala Sharingan style. Sasuke is, after all insanely possessive. It's an Uchiha thing. Anyway back to the strategy. It works in two way's, one of you're kissing him the only noises he's going to make are those adorable mewling noised at the back of his throat. Two, If you do it right he's quiet even AFTER you kiss him. He'll stay in a nice dazed state for a while so he can do other things to him. Other more interesting things that make the blond make other more interesting noises.
There's a puff of smoke above them and the sterling haired sensei appears before them.
"Sorry I'm late this gut I black armor was guarding a bridge on my way hear and I have to chop off his arms and legs."
This was of course replied by twin shouts of...
"DON'T LIE!"
Kakashi merely sweat dropped then started to explain the mission for the day.
"Alright! Today I'll beat you Sasuke!"
The dark one only smirked. The blond was loud now but soon...soon he'll be quiet in his arms.
Okay... well that came out a tad different then I had planned...it was supposed to be all goofy and cute an stuff...not semi dark. Ah well hope you people like.
(Also known as my pathetic excuse to prove I'm really alive.)
A/N: Hokay. Well I was reading Kyubi no Kitsune's "Kissing 101" AGAIN! You people must read that fic it kicks ass! As does all of her stuff Anyway I was reading it and the idea for this ficlet just popped up into my head. YAY!
It was another beautiful morning in Konohagakure and as usual cell seven was waiting for their chronically late teacher. Sakura was goggling Sasuke, Naruto was loudly grumbling about Kakashi's nasty habit of being late and Sasuke? He's busy thinking of other, more pleasant for him ways for Naruto to use his sweet little mouth.
On the subject of Naruto's mouth it's interesting to note that Sasuke and discovered the perfect strategy to keep Naruto quiet. Said strategy was so perfect that even Shikamaru would be amazed. Kiss him. It was that simple. Just kiss the blond and he's quiet and surprisingly pliant in his arms. Of course if anyone even DREAMED of trying the same on the little ray of living sunshine the poor sap would suffer pain yet unimagined by man ala Sharingan style. Sasuke is, after all insanely possessive. It's an Uchiha thing. Anyway back to the strategy. It works in two way's, one of you're kissing him the only noises he's going to make are those adorable mewling noised at the back of his throat. Two, If you do it right he's quiet even AFTER you kiss him. He'll stay in a nice dazed state for a while so he can do other things to him. Other more interesting things that make the blond make other more interesting noises.
There's a puff of smoke above them and the sterling haired sensei appears before them.
"Sorry I'm late this gut I black armor was guarding a bridge on my way hear and I have to chop off his arms and legs."
This was of course replied by twin shouts of...
"DON'T LIE!"
Kakashi merely sweat dropped then started to explain the mission for the day.
"Alright! Today I'll beat you Sasuke!"
The dark one only smirked. The blond was loud now but soon...soon he'll be quiet in his arms.
Okay... well that came out a tad different then I had planned...it was supposed to be all goofy and cute an stuff...not semi dark. Ah well hope you people like.