It was dark and dreary in the castle.
Cogsworth was diligently examining a painting in the corridor when he felt an intense heat behind him. the clock muttered with a sigh. the candelabra said in his most seductive voice.
Cogsworth grumbled. Lumiere moaned as he revealed his massive golden penis.
Cogsworth, resigned to his buttsex fate, bent over, revealing his wooden anal cavity. Lumiere squealed like a little girl with a doll, except his was a grown man trapped in a candlestick and he had a huge boner and yeah this simile doesn't really work for this scenario but I'm using it anyway.
Lumiere stuck his candlestick dick (hehehehehhehe... that rhymes...) into Cogsworth's butthole, and began thrusting vigorously. Lumiere's moans and Cogsworth's grunts filled the air.
Suddenly the castle door burst open, and Gaston entered. He was naked except for a thin paper loincloth covering his penis,so yeah he was pretty much naked. His body was covered in pink glitter and he had a boombox on his shoulder.
Beyonce's shrill voice along with a deep bass played from the boombox on top volume as Gaston strutted into the castle and over to Lumiere and Cogsworth. He lifted them into the air and proceeded to give Cogsworth the best blowjob of the clock's life as a clock.
Lumiere finally gave out and released Cogsworth, so he fell to the floor and shattered into pieces.
Gaston, bringing Cogsworth to the brink of orgasm, ripped his little wooden cock (COCK SOUNDS LIKE CLOCK HAHAHAHHAHA) and threw it into the remains of Lumiere. The little clock creature thing howled in pain, and tore out Gaston's tongue. Gaston smiled a gory smile as blood poured from his mouth, then he slammed Cogsworth onto the ground, and the clock smashed into a bunch of pieces and gears.
The hunter guy looked down at the mess and started to cry, then he fell to the ground, and a shard of gold that was Lumiere's penis pierced Gaston's heart.
The End.