Yes me know its been done before HarryPotter/Naruto crossovers but me wanna try it me self sooo here it goes. Yeah and sometimes me put in random comments during the story so if they annoy anyone sorry, so read plz and uhhhhhhhh oh yeah after a year of reading fanfics and many failed attempts i have finally have two that hopefully survive

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Harry Potter BUT i do own my pizza and my hairbrush

Oh yeah I am NOT sending lee to Hogwarts for good reasons

1.he would scare everyone including Voldemort and Umbridge

2.he scares me

3.he scares me even more then he did 5 minutes ago

4.well its better if he doesn't go

"talking"

"thinking"

"kyubbi or inner sakura"

CHAPTER 1

SANTA CLAUS? (yes i know the title is werid sorry i was braindead at the momenty)

"Paperwork," Tsunade thought and sighed looking at the mountain of paperwork sitting on her desk.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY THE HELL DID I TAKE THIS STUPID JOB!" she screamed and her scream was followed by a loud crashing noise and the breaking of a window and screaming on the streets. The Godaime hokage looked at the place where her desk used to be and all the paperwork scattered across the floor of her office.

A voice was heard outside the office. "Tsunade-sama that wasn't your desk flying again was it?" a patient and frustrated Shizune asked opening the door.

Tsunade didn't answer and she noticed an unusual envelope in the mess of paper. Opening it she glanced at the address and the signature and looked at her assistant. "Shizune have Neji, Team 7, Hinata, Shikamaru and Kiba here in two hours and make sure Kakashi isn't late OR I WILL KILL HIM!" "Hai." Shizune said calling spare ninjas to locate requested shinobi and to have someone order a new desk and window…again.

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Back in the Hokage Office…

"Are you sure they are strong enough for this?" an elderly looking man with half moon spectacles and a long white beard with funny looking robes asked the 5th Hokage.

Tsunade was very annoyed because someone (Shizune and sakura) took her sake away and she still had paperwork to do. "Yes they are the best we can spare at the moment," she replied.

"I see they ARE only children though, wouldn't it be wiser to send adults?" the man asked her. (A.N. Ummm Dumbledore knows Japanese so thats the languge they are speaking in)

"Trust me Dumbledore, they are worth your time and money," our hokage replied and both looked up at the sound of yelling in the hallway.

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IN the hallway...

Shikamaru was muttering under his breath about life being troublesome. Neji was...well...being quiet and trying to ignore the fighting teammates while Kiba was laughing on the inside. Hinata was hiding behind Neji and Kiba, being afraid which was smart. Kakashi wasnt there yet...of course who knows if hes even coming.

Sai, Sakura, and Naruto were however...

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME, EMO BOY?" Naruto yelled at Sai. Sai being the emotionless human calmly replied. "All I said was that you were a bumbling, stupid, idiot, and dickless." "THATS IT, I AM SO TIRED OF YOU, I AM GOING TO.." naruto was about to finish speaking but Sakura interupted, "Naruto let it go, Sai can beat you everytime so why bother?"

"Yes baka, listen to the pink haired hag," Sai sighed. Sakura's hand clenched into a fist and her anger came. "OH NOW YOU DID I WILL KILL THIS TIME DO YOU HEAR ME? I WILL KILL YOU THEN BRING YOU BACK TO CLEAN UP THE PEICES!!" our cherry blossom yelled loudly and Naruto started yelling to and Sai commented on things. What he was saying only made his teammates madder and madder and when it seemed all helll would break loose they arrived at Tsunade's office.

Shikamaru opened the door and everyone walked inside and before anyone could say anything, Kakashi appeared. (a.n. i thought about putting something unexpected but this worked)

"Yo.'' was all he said before..."YOUR LATE!" both Sakura and Naruto yelled both were still fuming. Sakura who was very angry walk over one of the walls and punch it leaving a giant hole. Shizune who was in the office as well, sighed and thought, "another repair that has to be completed."

"THATS ENOUGH," Tsunade yelled annoyed. "I brought you all here for a mission so listen up, it is a A-Ranked mission and possibling become a S-rank mission."

"YAY A MISSION, THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH BAA-CHAN!!" screamed an overjoyed naruto who in his happiness forgot about his agruement toward Sai and he hugged his teammate tightly. Tsunade kinda freaked out about threw an empty sake bottle at him causing Naruto to go "ow".

"Now that were are done with that, as I was saying." "The 7 of you will be traveling to Europe to protect a school called Hogwarts it is a school for magic and you will also protect a boy called Harry Potter." Kakashi will accompany you." "He is currently protected by wizards and witches." "This mission could take a year or longer."

Neji was curious and asked, "Why does this boy need protecting if there are already gaurds?"

Dumbledore who had been ignored until he spoke said, "The person after Harry is clever and we cannot protect him all the time since our gaurds have other duties as well."

The shinobi stared at the man dressed funny. Naruto eyes grew big and he smiled happily again. "ITS SANTA CLAUS!!!! OH MY GOD SANTA!!!" (A.N. ok sorry about that, me was watching ELF when i was writing this) Thankfully before Naruto could hug Dumbledore, Tsunade punch the blonde idiot hard enough he went crashing through the other unbroken window and his body dissapeared through the horizon.

Hinata had a horrified expression on her face. Kiba, Sakura, and Kakashi were laughing. Anyway, Naruto came back not long after in a lot of pain.

Tsunade sighed and spoke again, "From what I know there is a man named Voldemort who tried to take over the wizarding world and this Harry Potter stopped him and Voldemort wants revenge." "You will be undercover as students, you will learn magic and keep an eye on the boy." "You are also to protect the school and report anything suspious to Professor Dumbledore here."

"All right, you have 3 hours to get ready and meet him on top of the hogake mountain." Tsunade said and stared at them. "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR MOVE IT!" she yelled.

Dumbledore looked at her and nodded, "Thank you Lady Tsunade, I hope they are as good as you say."he said before dissapearing in a loud crack.

Tsunade sighed and shook her head. "I need sake and fast."

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Meanwhile after the three hours on top of the mountain...

Everyone was there and were watching Dumbledore with curious looks on their faces.

"Ho...ow...a..arrr.ee we ge..tt..ing there?" Hinata asked quietly.

Dumbledore smiled at her and threw a shoe onto the ground.

"Sorry I am late," a unhappy voice growled and it came from a certain red headed ninja who loves sand.

"Gaara!" "what are you doing here?" Naruto asked grinning at his friend.

Gaara scowled and was glaring, "My dear brother and sister thought I needed a vaction so when they heard about this mission they signed me up and so here I am and my village is in thier hands." It was easy to sense the kiling auara of Gaara.

"Oh Yeah Old Man What is the shoe for?" Naruto asked remembering.

"It is how we will get to Europe." Sakura replied without thinking. "It is called a Portkey."

Kakashi looked at his student, "Well Sakura how did you know that?" Sakura didnt reply.

Dumbledore nodded and continued to speak, "All of you touch it and we will be at our destination."

Each ninja touch it reluctenlty and each of them were jerked forward instantly and they were spinning rapidly. They all landed on the ground with a thud and looked windswept.

Dumbledore was gone but there was letter inside the shoe.

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