Lex: I warned you that I would steal your cows.
Jonathan: Whatever.
The phone rings and Lex answers it.
Lex: What…Ok…um…well…I don't think so…wait I said no!
Lex slams the phone down and Clark enters the room in his Superman costume.
Clark: I will now do a peace dance.
Clark does belly dancing for awhile.
Lex: Where did he learn that from?
Jonathan: Martha.
Lex: That's what I expect from a Kent.
Jonathan: Let's see you dance like that.
Lex: I don't want to dance like that but I can dance.
Lex turns on the music and starts to break dance.
Jonathan: Pathetic!
Lex: I know. I challenge you to a dance off.
Jonathan: We can have teams!
Lex: Then it's settled. We will dance at dawn.
Dawn
Judge: Team Luthor will perform a dance.
Lex: Ok Granny do your thing.
Lex's granny got up from her wheelchair breathing heavy. Jamaican music begins to play. Lex's grandma bobs her head.
Lex's granny: Oh, yeah.
Lex's granny ends her dance doing a back flip and landing in a split.
Lex's granny: WHO'S THE MAN?
Everybody begins to clap.
Judge: Next up…Team Kent.
Shelby walks over to the stage on his hind legs. Shelby puts on a beanie and Who Let the Dogs Out begins to play.
Who let the dogs out…
Shelby: WOOF WOOF!
Shelby begins to break dance.
Lex: We have to beat that! But how?
TBC
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