Unfortunately I do not own Digimon, and the fact that I do not own Izzy or Tai is just so much sadder... Damn...


"And that's when I scored the winning goal!" Tai said as he reached for an apple.

"I know, Tai, I was there, remember?" Izzy responded while he grabbed a milk.

Tai gave Izzy a nervous smile before rubbing the back of head and chuckling. "Oh yeah, you were. My bad. Sorry Izzy."

Izzy glanced back at his best friend and secret crush before returning a reassuring smile. "It's okay, Tai. That was a pretty epic goal though."

They both grabbed their trays and began walking to their usual table. "Yeah it was wasn't it?"

They were about half way across the lunch room when Izzy suddenly saw his food flying directly towards his face.

Another student had grabbed the bottom of Izzy's tray and thrown it forward.

Tai instantly recognized the guy.

He was on Tai's soccer team, and a lousy player too.

The classmate was with a group of other guys from the soccer team, all laughing away as the computer genius was covered in hamburger buns, corn, and to top it off, the hamburger patty right on the top of his head.

"Hey computer nerd, why don't you leave that computer, find a girlfriend, and get laid like the rest of us! LOSER!"

Not only was this guy a terrible soccer player, but he was a complete idiot to boot.

As the bully and his group of friends walked away, Tai felt something inside him swell up. He couldn't just stand there and watch one of his best friends be taken advantage of like that. He just couldn't…

Tai ran over to the bully, grabbed him by the shoulder, twisted him around, and without even thinking about it, punched him square in the nose, knocking him onto the floor instantly.

"Unlike you bunch of dumb shits, some people actually think with their heads instead their dicks! And you can bet your sorry ass the coach is gonna hear about this! I'll make sure you're suspended from as many games as possible, not like it'll make a difference!"

Tai walked back over to Izzy, and when he reached his friend, he bent down to grab the tray that was previously introduced with Izzy's face. When he was back up, he wiped off the last few bits of corn that Izzy had missed from cleaning himself while Tai had been busy teaching the other jocks a lesson.

"Don't worry, I'll go get the janitor to clean this mess up, and I'll share my lunch with you, okay?"

Izzy flashed Tai a smile before replying "Yeah, thanks Tai, I appreciate it… So, how DOES somebody think with their penis…?"


Well this is my first Taishiro fanfic, feel free to give me some constructive criticism but please be nice!

Also I'm well aware that this is a short chapter, but I meant for it to be. Future chapters will be a lot longer, I promise.

I also just love reviews in general! :]

Chapter two is coming soon although I'm unsure how to start it. D: