Viewtiful Joe:Project Alastor

"A new theater opened up this week.",Captain Blue had called Joe to help him in a new investigation.

"So?That's a good thing,right?I mean it's probably part of the background for a new movie!",Joe said,somewhat confused at the importance of this.

"Well it just was there one day, it was fully built, and it wasn't there before."

"Oh. Um...plot convenience?"

"Yeah,I would think that too, but how does a background object figure into the plot? I mean it has to be part of a plot before it can be a plot convenience, right?"

"Right. Hmm. So we should go in and check it out,right?"

"Alright, it's on Southwest and --Wait I don't need to tell you!"

"Why?"

"You already know."

"Huh?"

"Plot convenience, remember?"

"Oh yeah!"

Joe thrusted himself off the skyscraper that he and Blue were poised on,"Henshin-a-go-go,baby!",he shouted,transforming into his Viewtiful alter-ego,while the wind spiraled around him,drawing closer to the ground below.

"Woah. Slow down!",time itself began to drag,as Joe put his fist towards the upcoming pavement and...TAAAAACK,chunks of the blacktop street flew sky-high,with his fist in a crater,made by his impact.

"Ok!Now, Mach Speed, baby!",Joe got up,and ran at inhuman speed, leaving flames and after-images behind from his swiftness. He came to a crashing halt,as he had finally reached the mysterious theater.

"Wow! Even if these guys are evil,they did the place up pretty nice!",Joe said,eyeing the over-done theater,laced with decorations that were supposed to be film strips. The Captain had arrived using his Mach Speed as well.

"Hmm..The Alastor Theater,huh?",Blue inquired,posing heroically.

"Ooh,weird playlist! I've never heard of any of these movies,"Devil May Cry","Devil May Cry 3:Dante's Awakening","Project:Alastor","Alastor & Vergil:Destruction Duo.", Joe said,trying also to seem,"Detectivey",like Blue."

"Hey, Joe!"

"Oh, I love that song!"

"No,I'm talking to you! Look at that,"Project:Alastor",poster,there!That guy looks just like you only black!"

"Captain Blue! You're a racist?"

"No! I'm talking about his costume!"

"Oh,I see. He does look like me, not as cool of course."

"Let's get a ticket to that movie. I have a feeling about it, Joe."

The duo walked through the sliding,automatic doors,and talked to a surprisingly normal,Ticket-Person,"Alright,two adults to theater on the left."

The two-heroes walked off,now far from the ticket person. The theater worker checked to make sure nobody was around,and then pulled his face-off,revealing a Jadow-robot!

"Muhuhahaha!",it laughed.

"Um..Can I get a large popcorn please?",a man walked up to the Jadowbot at the concession and ticket stand.

"Uh..okay, sure.$6.95.",and so the man gave him the money,and walked away the popcorn."Alright,now where was I? Oh yeah,muhuhahaha!"