Title: Harm's Unconscious State
Author: Amanda M. Daugherty
E-mail: Country_girl_2003@Yahoo.com
Rating: PG
Classification: Humor, Harm/Mac
Spoilers: NONE
Summy: A weird story.
Disclamers: Don't own the characters or the show, but
I'll take Harm or Tiner if offered. I don't own the
songs either.
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JAG Headquarters
Falls Church Va.
It was the middle of a normal day at JAG. Harm
took his normal route to his partner's office. He
started to feel a little dizzy, but ignored it.
Just as harm started to sit down in a chair in front
of Mac's desk he fell to the ground and a hazy cloud
covered his vision. Mac worried about him rushed to
his side.
"Harm are you okay?" She got no response.
"Somebody help"
USS Seahawk
South China Sea
Harm was in his flight suit walking to his plane
that was on the deck of the ship when he saw a woman
also in flight gear walking toward him. As she got
closer he realized that the woman was Mac.
"Mac?" He asked puzzled.
As she got closer he had no control over his
voice and he started to sing.
"I got chills they're multiplyin'
And I'm losing control
Cause the power that you're supplin'
It's electrifying" Harm sang.
"You better shape up
Cause I need a man
And my heart is set on you
You better shape up
You better understand
To my heart I must be true" Mac sang pushing
Harm toward his plane.
"Nothin' left
Nothin' left for me to do" Harm replied walking
to Mac who was daring him to follow her with her
eyes.
"You're the one that I want" Harm and Mac sang
together.
"You oo oo honey." Harm and Mac sang, but this
time Bud and Harriet joined them popping out of a
plane.
"You're the one that I want"
"You oo oo honey." Each time this was sung Bud
and Harriet popped out of a different plane.
"The one that I want
You oo oo honey
Oh yes indeed" Harm and Mac sang together.
"If you're filled with affection
You're too shy to convey
Meditate my direction
Feel you're way." Mac sang leading Harm all
around the deck of the ship.
"Better shape up
Cause you need a man"
"I need a man that can keep me satisfied."
"I better shape up if I'm gonna prove"
"You better prove that my faith if justified."
"Are you sure" Harm asked singing.
"Yes I'm sure down deep inside
You're the one that I want" Harm and Mac sang.
"You oo oo honey." They all sang.
"The one that I want." Harm and Mac broke away.
"You oo oo honey." Bud and Harriet joined in
again.
"The one that I want
You oo oo are what I need
Oh yes indeed." Harm and Mac sang walking
toward the plane.
They climbed inside the plane and flew off into
the sunset.
JAG Headquarters
Falls Church Va.
Harm walked into the bullpen like every other
morning, but something was different today.
Everything seemed fine when Harm walked into the
building late, but as Harm got to the bullpen he
heard the Admiral yelling and he was sure it was
because he was late. As Harm got closer he
realized that the Admiral wasn't yelling because of
him. Instead he was yelling at the officers about
something total different.
"Alright people let's try this one more time."
The Admiral yelled.
Harm rounded the corner and saw that all the
desk in the middle of the bullpen had been moved to
one side and the center was now clear. Standing in
the center was most of the people who worked at JAG
and the Admiral was standing in front of them.
The next thing Harm knew, the Admiral and the
other staff members were starting to sing and dance.
"Uh it's the MIB"
"Here comes the Men in Black
(It's the MIBs. Uh here come the MIBs)
Here come the Men in Black
They won't let you remember
(Now now now)"
"The good guys dress in black remember that
Just in case we ever face to face and make
contact
The title held by me...MIB
Means what you think you saw, you did not see
So don't blink
Think what was there but now's gone
Black suit with the black Ray Ban's on
Walk in shadow move in silence
Guard against extra-terrestrial violence
But you, we ain't on no government list
We straight don't exist
No names and no fingerprints
Saw something strange-
Watch your back
Cause you never quite know where the MIBs is
at"
"Uh and..."
"Here come the men in black (Men in Black)
The galaxy defenders (uh oh, uh oh)
Here come the men in black (Men in Black)
They won't let you remember (Uh oh, uh oh)"
"Now from the deepest of the darkest of night
On the horizon, bright light in the site tight
Cameras zoom, only you pen been doom
But then like BOOM black suits fills the room
up
With quickness talk with the witnesses
Hypnotizer, normalizer
Vivid memories turn to fantasies
Ain't no MIB
Can I please
Do what we say that's the way we kick it
Ya know what I mean
I say my noisy cricket get wicked on ya
We're your first, last and only line of defense
Against the worst scum of the universe
So don't fear us, jeer us
We're fearless
MIBs freezin' up all the flak
What's that stand for?
Men in Black"
"Men in Black"
"Men in Black"
"Let me see ya just bounce it with me
Just bounce with me
Just bounce it with me c'mon
Let me see ya just slide with me
Just slide with me
Just slide with me c'mon
Let me see ya take a walk with me
Just walk with me
Just walk with me c'mon
And make your neck work
Now freeze."
Harm couldn't take it anymore. Everybody was in
on it, but him so he ran up to the Admiral and
started to join in.
"Oh oh oh oh." Harm sang.
"Here come the Men in Black (Men in Black)
The galaxy defenders (right on, right on)
Here come the Men in Black (Men in Black)
They won't let you remember (uh uh uh uh)"
"A-ight check it
Let me tell you this in closin'
I know we might seem imposin'
But trust me if we ever show you section
Believe me it's for your own protection
Cuz we see things that you need not see
And we be places that you need not be
So go with your life
Forget the Roswell Crap
Show love to the black suit
Cuz that's the Men in..."
"Here come the Men in Black (Here they come)
The galaxy defenders (Galaxy defenders)
Here come the Men in Black (oh here they come)
They won't let you remember (Uh uh uh uh)"
Just as soon as the Admiral started the song it
ended and everything went back to normal. The
Admiral went back in his office, all the desk went
back to their regular spot, Bud and Harriet fumbled
around each other, and Mac was in her office working
as usual.
Clayton Webb Residence
Alexandria Va.
The next thing Harm new he was at Clayton Webb's
house. The only other time he was there was when
Webb had faked his death and Harm and Bud went to
'feed the fish and water the plants'. Then there
were no cars in the driveway and there certainly
weren't any people there.
Totally opposite from tonight. There were tons
of expensive cars and official looking people in the
house.
Mac and Webb were in the house getting
congratulated on their engagement from several of
Webb's collages when the large, double front doors
of Webb's home burst opened and in walked Harm
dressed in his dress whites and gold wings sparkling
by the candlelight on the chandelier. All of a
sudden Harm started to sing when the music played.
"Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots" Harm looked down and sure
enough instead of his dress shoes he had on a pain
of snake skin cowboy boots.
"And ruined your black tie affair
Last one to know
Last one to show
Last one you thought you'd see there
I saw the surprise and the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne." Harm sang
taking Webb's glass of Champagne. He raised his
glass to Mac and continued.
"I toasted you
Said honey we may be though
But you'll never hear me complain, cause..."
Just then all the doors opened and in walked a
group of a hundred sailors, all with full beer mugs.
Some staggered around behind Harm. Others danced
with or without someone, but all sang with Harm.
"I got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns and
The beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay" harm sang throwing his voice
over the others.
"Oh I'm not big on social graces
So I think I'll slip on down to the Oasis
Cause I got friends in low places"
"Well I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But I've been there before
Everything's all right
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey I didn't mean to cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
I'll be as high as that ivory tower
That you're living on"
"Cause I got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns and
The beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social grazes
Think I'll slip on down to the Oasis
Cause I got friends in low places."
"Cause I got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns and
The beer chases my blues way
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social grazes
Think I'll slip on down to the Oasis
Cause I got friends in low places"
"Yeah, I got friends
In low places"
Bethesda Naval Hospital
Bethesda Md.
"Harm, Harm" Harm heard Mac call as he slowly
came to.
"Mac" Harm opened his eyes to find Mac holding
his hand and in a hospital bed.
"Yes Harm."
"What happened? Why am I here? What do you see
in Webb? Mac-"
"Harm what are you talking about?" Mac cut him
off.
"You and Clay. You're getting married and I
crashed the party because I love you, but you're
going to marry Webb."
"Harm you're not making any sense. I'm not
marrying Clay and you love me?" Mac repeated not
sure she heard him right.
"You didn't know?"
"No, Harmon. I hoped, but I didn't think it
could ever happen between us."
"Excuse me, but I need to check up on Mr. Rabb"
the doctor said interrupting the partners.
"Sure. I'll be back in a minute Harm."
About ten minutes later Mac was waiting by the
door to Harm's room when the doctor come out.
"You can go back in now" The doctor started to
walk away, but stopped when Mac called after him.
"Doctor, Harm said he some pretty weird stuff
while he was out. Why is that?"
'I can't be for certain, but I think it was the
drug. We'll do more test to be sure that there is
not serious damage done to Mr. Rabb."
"Thank you." Mac stated and then went back into
the room where Harm was flipping through the TV
channels trying to find something to watch.
"I hate hospital TVs they never have anything
on."
"Well, hopefully you'll be released pretty
soon." Mac smiled taking the remote from Harm and
turning the TV off.
"Hopefully that way I can get back to work."
Mac's smiled faded and she became depressed.
Harm saw this look and knew that she would kill him,
but he didn't care.
"You know Sarah." Mac was startled when he used
her first name. "I didn't say what I'd be working
on."
They both smiled and then Mac went down for a
kiss. Knowing that the result from this would be
both good and bad.
THE END !!!!
Songs: You're the One That I Want from Grease.
MIB from the movie Men in Black
Friends in Low Places sung by Garth Brooks.
I know the MIB song doesn't fit, but I want to see the
Admiral dance.
Amanda
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