Disclaimer: All recognizable people, places, and things belong to JK Rowling.
A Most Painful Crush
By Amanda Sue Crabtree
(aka Kolobusamy)
RATING: This one is meant only for adults. If you are a kid: read something else!
AUTOR'S NOTES: forgive my spelling; I was in a hurry to post this. It's finals week and I don't have a lot of time.
SUMMARY: Hermione has an accident in Potion's class with surprising results. (Hint: if you have read anything of mine before you should know this will not be Hogwarts as you may know it)
CHARACTERS (I thought this would come in handy since I'm adding new teachers and students, but not all characters are listed. Some of the small, one-time-appearing characters don't get their bios posted):
Hermione Granger: Mother died when she was eleven years old, lived at Hogwarts since then as it's ward for the past five years. Bossy sort, with no patience for bullies. Loves to gossip. Has long curly hair, big beautiful eyes, and a smile that made a certain grumpy Professor fall for her.
Ann Frey: Hermione's best friend with a submissive personality. Red curly hair and berry blue eyes. Has a crush on Drederik Terlak, but doesn't want to lose Hermione's friendship so won't act on it.
Drederik Terlak: Head Boy for Slytherin. Hermione's worst enemy, blames her for Ann's inability to stand up for herself. His father sits is the head of the school board and is one of Professor Snape's best friends. Black, lanky hair and gray eyes, looks like he could play the part of a young Count Dracula.
Headmaster Birchwood: The sweet and lovable old man who's headmaster of Hogwarts, doesn't really make waves, he just wants everyone to be happy. Fat, old and gray, resembles Santa Clause.
Professor Rowe: Head of House for the girls' dormitory. Cold and uncaring woman, believes that girls have their heads in the clouds too much, teaches Arithmacy. Cold gray hair, cold brown eyes, about 98 years old. Whiskers that come out of moles, never been married.
Professor Crates: Head of House for Hupplepuff. Big funny man who teaches flying (boys only) and Herbology. Seven feet tall, or seems that tall, jolly brown beard, brown eyes, brown hair, looks like he never had a bad day in his life. Always smiling.
Professor Snape: Head of House for Slytherin. Creator of five of the deadliest potions known to man. His family is one of the wealthiest in Great Britain. With the sell of his first book: Potions: Advances and Revisions (required reading to pass his class), he bought 30% of Hogwarts (He now owns the entire southeast tower, where he resides) but declined to sit on the school board. Said it would take up too much of his time. Pays a small fortune each year in potion ingredients so everyone can take his class (The first year he taught Potions, over half the school wasn't taking his class, and he wouldn't stand for it. Now, no one has an excuse not to attend his class and better themselves.) Underneath his hard mean shell, he is very lonely. Tall, thin and lethally muscled. Black hair to his waist that is always pulled back with a black ribbon. Sharp thin face, razor sharp black eyes, demonic grin. Rubs his thin elegant hand together when tormenting someone or in anticipation of the ways to torment someone.
Professor Throckmorton: Head of House for Ravenclaw. Argumentative sort of fellow, no one's right but him. Teaches Charms, Divinity, and Defense Against the Dark Arts along with his alter ego (his split personality, very funny fellow named Henry). Blond hair, suspicious hazel eyes, really big nose.
Professor Ulysses: Head of House for Griffendor. Teaches Muggles studies and History of Magic. In one word: Hero. (He even wears a cape!) Black hair, dashing blue eyes, dimple in chin. In one word: Handsome.
SETTING: A Victorian type of time period. Women wear floor length gowns, Men those old-fashion pants and shirts with robes or cloaks over them. Women have no rights. They are cattle, just like it really was in Victorian times. Women were married off at fifteen sometimes, and that was legal then and it is legal in this story.
DEFINATIONS (meanings that only exist in this story):
Privacy papers—legal document stating if a school can discipline the female student the papers belong to. Outdated custom that only comes into play when a female is turned over to a school or the state.
Decision papers—legal document all females have that states who has control of them. (ex. Father, husband, or other.) Gives them the right to determine what happens to female. Used all the time, women rarely picks her own husband.
Elective buy—females can buy back their decision papers after graduating from school and becoming employed. After fifty years is automatically put into place by the state. (ex. The state buys back the privacy papers for them, if they can't.)
Serfship—term of sentence one has to serve as serf to someone in payment of some misdeed or in repayment of a loan. (Applies only to women, men they thrown in jail.)
WARNING: This story is going to have sex between a grown man and a sixteen year old in it!! I'll be blunt, if you are a kid or someone who doesn't' wish to read this, don't! It is meant for the entertainment of adults and isn't really supposed to be taken seriously.
A/n: Okay! Now on with the show…