Disclaimer: Metal Gear Solid NOR Space Ghost NOR FFX, NOR KoF, NOR anything
else are my creations. Except for Myself (Lulu Snake), Dave, C.M. Crocker,
Orlando Bloom (*drools all over keyboard* ^o^; ), Saddam Hussein (That
fucking Bastard.), or any Bands, ( I LUV U X-JAPAN! XOXO). Those are real
people and crap. Don't rip them off from me in a direct sense, or I'll have
Big Boss and Solidus hurt you. And when I say 'Direct Sense', I mean using
them the same way I did, or directly copying MY concept. 'Cause if that
happened, Legs will be broken and Horseheads will be in beds. Ask my
permission first!!! If you ask nicely, I'll gladly let you BORROW the
concept...- Lulu "Snake" Leonhart.
Solid Snake *sits behind his desk*
Psycho Mantis ....
Revolver Ocelot ......
Solid Are you two gonna start the show or not!?
Mantis I should hop over this key board and kick you in the---
Solid Shut up!
Ocelot *laughs from the control room*
Solid Shut up, Ocelot!
Mantis *laughs along with Ocelot*
Solid What is so damned funny!?
Both at the same time Nooooooooooooothing.
Solid .....
Ocelot Hmmm... who's our guest this week?
Solid Mei Ling!
Mantis Not that broad!
Ocelot So, baby, wanna go out on a date with a Russian Stud?
Mei Ling Snake, help me...
Solid Ocelot, how many times have I told you -NOT- to hit on the sexy guests!?
Ocelot ......
Mantis ......
Solid Hey Mei Ling...
*On the screen by Snake's desk, Mei Ling's face appears*
Mei Ling Hey Snake!
Solid Soooo....
Mantis ....
Ocelot Are you currently seeing anyone?
Solid *aims his arm at Mantis* Shut up or I'll blast you!
Mantis I didn't say anything, you fucking idiot!
Solid SOCOM RAY! *pulls his SOCOM out and shoots once*
Mantis *is charred black, along with his keyboard* .....
Ocelot *uses his control to make Mei Ling disappear from Solid's screen*
Solid !?
Ocelot *busts out laughing*
Transmission Interrupted
Meryl is shown with Hal, they are both reading Manga
Hal I'm bored.
Meryl .........
Hal Meryl.... talk...
Meryl ........
Hal .....stop that. Your scaring me...
Meryl ......
Hal STOP THAT, DAMN YOU!
Meryl ......FINE!
Transmission Recieved
Ocelot Snake, do you like tea?
Solid I'm not particularily fond of it. Why?
Ocelot Just wondering..
Mantis *snickers loudly*
Ocelot *does so as well*
Solid Okay, now I know something is up!
Ocelot I like Bacon!
Solid Don't talk like Liquid! I don't care about that dolt!
Mantis Oooo.... you hit a sore spot, Ocelot.... poke it some more!
Ocelot I hear Liquid's show is doing better.
Solid ......
Mantis Aww, what's the matter, Solid?
Solid If he's doing so well, then why aren't you two losers with him?
Ocelot Because he won't hire us.
Mantis Because he is fucking gay!
Solid ......I....... see.....
Ocelot Tea is good for you.
Mantis ........
Solid God, I wish I were dead.
Mantis That can be arranged!
Solid *blasts Mantis with SOCOM Ray*
Mantis *is shown again as a charred black mass with two white eyes, blinking. His key board is also blackened, as is the wall behind him*
Solid *goes Stealth and jumps from behind his desk and runs at Mantis*
Mantis *reads a book titled "How to read the Mind of the Good Guy that is Running at you in Stealth"*
Solid *tackles Mantis and drags him out from behind the Key Board*
Mantis *focuses his powers on Solid's mind*
Solid *pulls out a large monkey wrench and hits Mantis in the head with it many times*
Ocelot *opens the doors as a truck wheels in, Raiden hiding in a cardboard box*
Raiden .........
Solid *mercilessly beats Mantis' head in still*
Mantis *lays there , motionless* @.x;
Truck drops off the cardboard box Raiden is in, then pulls out, the doors shutting behind it
Raiden ........
Solid *stops beating on Mantis long enough to see the box* .........?
Mantis @.x;
Raiden *jumps out of the box and grabs the wrench from Solid, busting open all the pipes in the building, letting gas into the air*
Ocelot *chuckles like an idiot and speaks in a high pitched Russian tone* Raiden had a good idea!
Solid *sounds like a giggling school girl* This is more funny than...... than any funny movie ever made...
Transmission Interrupted
-- On the next Episode of Metal Gear Coast to Coast....
Announcer Man Will Solid get revenge on his brother? Will Liquid kick Solid's ass? And most of all.... what in the hell are Mantis and Ocelot doing with Snake, anyhow?
LuLu You know why they're with him?
Hal Will I get a cookie if I tell them?
LuLu You'll get more than a cookie...
Hal *gets a nosebleed* Uhh.... because you tried to replicate Space Ghost Coast to Coast as much as possible?
LuLu ^-^ You got it, Hal!
Hal *faints, nose still bleeding*
Announcer o_o;
LuLu *sweatdrops* C'mon, Hal. Let's go watch Akira. *drags the fainted, bleeding Hal away*
Announcer Join us next time on....... METAL GEAR, COAST TO COAST!!!
Solid Snake *sits behind his desk*
Psycho Mantis ....
Revolver Ocelot ......
Solid Are you two gonna start the show or not!?
Mantis I should hop over this key board and kick you in the---
Solid Shut up!
Ocelot *laughs from the control room*
Solid Shut up, Ocelot!
Mantis *laughs along with Ocelot*
Solid What is so damned funny!?
Both at the same time Nooooooooooooothing.
Solid .....
Ocelot Hmmm... who's our guest this week?
Solid Mei Ling!
Mantis Not that broad!
Ocelot So, baby, wanna go out on a date with a Russian Stud?
Mei Ling Snake, help me...
Solid Ocelot, how many times have I told you -NOT- to hit on the sexy guests!?
Ocelot ......
Mantis ......
Solid Hey Mei Ling...
*On the screen by Snake's desk, Mei Ling's face appears*
Mei Ling Hey Snake!
Solid Soooo....
Mantis ....
Ocelot Are you currently seeing anyone?
Solid *aims his arm at Mantis* Shut up or I'll blast you!
Mantis I didn't say anything, you fucking idiot!
Solid SOCOM RAY! *pulls his SOCOM out and shoots once*
Mantis *is charred black, along with his keyboard* .....
Ocelot *uses his control to make Mei Ling disappear from Solid's screen*
Solid !?
Ocelot *busts out laughing*
Transmission Interrupted
Meryl is shown with Hal, they are both reading Manga
Hal I'm bored.
Meryl .........
Hal Meryl.... talk...
Meryl ........
Hal .....stop that. Your scaring me...
Meryl ......
Hal STOP THAT, DAMN YOU!
Meryl ......FINE!
Transmission Recieved
Ocelot Snake, do you like tea?
Solid I'm not particularily fond of it. Why?
Ocelot Just wondering..
Mantis *snickers loudly*
Ocelot *does so as well*
Solid Okay, now I know something is up!
Ocelot I like Bacon!
Solid Don't talk like Liquid! I don't care about that dolt!
Mantis Oooo.... you hit a sore spot, Ocelot.... poke it some more!
Ocelot I hear Liquid's show is doing better.
Solid ......
Mantis Aww, what's the matter, Solid?
Solid If he's doing so well, then why aren't you two losers with him?
Ocelot Because he won't hire us.
Mantis Because he is fucking gay!
Solid ......I....... see.....
Ocelot Tea is good for you.
Mantis ........
Solid God, I wish I were dead.
Mantis That can be arranged!
Solid *blasts Mantis with SOCOM Ray*
Mantis *is shown again as a charred black mass with two white eyes, blinking. His key board is also blackened, as is the wall behind him*
Solid *goes Stealth and jumps from behind his desk and runs at Mantis*
Mantis *reads a book titled "How to read the Mind of the Good Guy that is Running at you in Stealth"*
Solid *tackles Mantis and drags him out from behind the Key Board*
Mantis *focuses his powers on Solid's mind*
Solid *pulls out a large monkey wrench and hits Mantis in the head with it many times*
Ocelot *opens the doors as a truck wheels in, Raiden hiding in a cardboard box*
Raiden .........
Solid *mercilessly beats Mantis' head in still*
Mantis *lays there , motionless* @.x;
Truck drops off the cardboard box Raiden is in, then pulls out, the doors shutting behind it
Raiden ........
Solid *stops beating on Mantis long enough to see the box* .........?
Mantis @.x;
Raiden *jumps out of the box and grabs the wrench from Solid, busting open all the pipes in the building, letting gas into the air*
Ocelot *chuckles like an idiot and speaks in a high pitched Russian tone* Raiden had a good idea!
Solid *sounds like a giggling school girl* This is more funny than...... than any funny movie ever made...
Transmission Interrupted
-- On the next Episode of Metal Gear Coast to Coast....
Announcer Man Will Solid get revenge on his brother? Will Liquid kick Solid's ass? And most of all.... what in the hell are Mantis and Ocelot doing with Snake, anyhow?
LuLu You know why they're with him?
Hal Will I get a cookie if I tell them?
LuLu You'll get more than a cookie...
Hal *gets a nosebleed* Uhh.... because you tried to replicate Space Ghost Coast to Coast as much as possible?
LuLu ^-^ You got it, Hal!
Hal *faints, nose still bleeding*
Announcer o_o;
LuLu *sweatdrops* C'mon, Hal. Let's go watch Akira. *drags the fainted, bleeding Hal away*
Announcer Join us next time on....... METAL GEAR, COAST TO COAST!!!