(A/N; I really hate Umbridge among other charters so there will be more poems similar to this one)
You look like a toad
So jump on road
And get hit by a bus
To save us a lot of fuss
I'm sharpening my pitch-fork
You big fat dork
You'd better duck
Here comes the muck
You've tortured our Harry
You think you're big and scary
I bet you have lice
Your brain is like rice
You're such a prude
I bet you're a dude
You know it's tacky
To be Fudge's lackey
Your name should be Larry
I'll bet you never marry
You have a wart
It's as big a fort
You look like poo
I bet you can moo
You're a lousy witch
Lets throw you in a ditch
Why can't you die
You big fat fly
Bye-bye Umbridge
Go jump off a bridge
I can't believe
It took you so long to leave
