TAAAAAADAAAAAAAAA! Well has it been a long time! I have been caught up in school work. Well lets GET TO THA POINT!
Tak had been wandering around in space for a year now. She had started to lose all hope in her survival. But one day as she was still floating a blue beam caught her ship
"Computer! What's going on?" Tak commanded
"Something is pulling us using this beam.WOOHOOO!" said the computer.
The beam pulled them ever onward passing many star systems and planets.
Soon they were headed for a very familiar, blue planet. Earth. Tak said nothing as the beam slowly brought her in. She had passed the gravitational pull when she was coming to a green house. That's Zim's house isn't it? She thought to herself.
The beam brought her into the holding bay of the house and the beam disappeared.
Zim then stepped out of the shadows of the dark hangar.
"Zim?" Tak screamed "What have you brought me here?"
"Well…." Was all Zim said before lights went on in the hangar. Three of Zim's gnomes were standing on a little platform with a microphone. Zim hopped on the platform and began to sing while the gnomes sang the chorus.
Since You've Been Gone
by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Since you've been gone
Well I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil
Since you've been gone
It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil
Well, I'm feeling like I stuck my hand
Inside a blender and turned it on
You know I've been in a buttload of pain
Since you've been gone
(Since you've been gone)
I couldn't feel any worse if you dropped
A two-ton bowling ball on my toes
(Since you've been gone)
It couldn't hurt any more if you shoved
A red hot cactus up my nose
Since you've been gone
Well, it feels like I'm getting
tetanus shots every day
Since you've been gone
It's like I got an ice cream headache
that won't go away
Ever since the day you left me
I've been so miserable, my dear
I feel almost as bad as I did
When you were still here
After the song was over, Tak was at a loss of words. Zim walked over to her. "Zim. I…I don't know what to say." Tak managed to mumble. "Your lips don't need words" he said as he kissed her (Oh yeah!). Tak squeed with delight as no one disturbed their kissing bliss.
Well how was that! Just a little warm-up before the big battle crossover. In case you're wondering what a tetanus shot is it is a shot you get to prevent infection in a cut from metal. Well, Zornith out!
