A/N: Hey everybody! Yes, this is Die with me, Dream of me! Very well!

I couldn't come up with a great title… I've been thinking about this for a while.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Shippuuden or the Akatsuki for that matter.

"Oh yeah, Itachi?! I so bet I can beat you!"

"Hn."

"Damn you're boring… I wonder where Deidara is…" Sui Senju rolled onto her stomach.

"Deal with it, we're partners," Itachi Uchiha said monotonously. Sui rolled her eyes.

"Deeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-sssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmppppppppppppppppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!~~~~" Sui wailed. Itachi slammed his book down. Couldn't this girl just SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE?!

" Shut it you bi-"

"Ooh, potty mouthed weasel, ne, Itachi?" Sui smirked. Itachi scowled in response. Sui whooped at her victory and dashed out the room before Itachi could pummel her.

"DEIDARA-SEMPAI!~" she called.

"Here, hm!" came a muffled reply.

Sui stared at the door.

It looked evil.

"S-Sui, hm? C-C'mon, Sui! Don't play with me!"

Sui stood still.

Silence.

"AAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Leader-sama and Itachi are so gonna kill me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Deidara's yell could be heard from outside. Sui giggled as the blonde started plotting ways to escape the hideout. "I-I'm here, Deidara-sempai," she giggled still. The door burst open.

"WHAT THE FU-!"

"Potty mouth Deidei! Bad Deidara-sempai!" Sui pouted, praying she would get away with the comment.

Silence.

Deidara heaved a sigh. "Just don't scare me like that ever, ever again."

"Hai, Deidara-sempai!" she chirped.

"Let's go, it's eight thirty. Leader-sama is holding a meeting in the living room hm."

"… Yes Mother."

"Hey, hm!"

"Would you rather Barbie?"

"… Mother it is."

Sui laughed. Deidara was really the greatest.

A/N: Review dudes and dudettes! Thank you! Any critism will be ignored unless helpful! I don't own Naruto! Or Akatsuki! Or Shippuuden! Thank you once again and good bye! *bows* Short Chappy.