The troublesome Marauders and their adolescent thoughts, put to paper in the revival of Marauders Secret Notes. Do Enjoy.
Remus (Moony)
Peter (Wormtail)
Sirius (Padfoot)
James (Prongs)
Our story begins in Potions.
Hey Padfoot ! Guess what! Guess, Guess, Guess!
Ow! What! What is it Prongs that makes you so irritatingly annoying? But what do you want?
Ooops. I hit you, Moony, didn't I?
Well who do you thinks' written this? I mean, really, Padfoot's on the other side of the bloody room Prongs. And you're lucky Wormtail didn't get this. You know what he's like. Whinge, whinge whinge about how he never gets told anything.
Ooh, is this going to be a bitching session now is it? But it must wait. Hang on I have to give Padfoot the signal.
Ow! What the hell Prongs? Seriously is there anything less subtle then a lightning bolt in the back of the neck? Really!
I find I have to agree with Padfoot, Prongs, conjuring a lightning bolt just isn't very subtle. Especially when the person you want to talk to is right in front of the teacher's desk.
I mean, honestly Prongs, a little more tact would have been far more of use. We ARE the Marauders after all, masters of surprise.
...
I think we offended him.
*Sulking*
Yes. Definitely offended him.
Meh. He'll get over it. Anyway Padfoot, who is that delectable specimen of girl that you are sitting next to? She smells sublime!
Trust you Moony to rely on your nose for hotness. But yeah. That's Dolores. You know, Umbridge? Yeah, I've got a bet with Wormtail to get inside her pants before the end of term. It won't be much of a challenge, I can tell you that!
You guys...
What Prongs?
Yeah what? What is so important that you are interrupting Moony and mine's conversation?
Well... Guess who's got a date with Lily Evans? Guess, guess, guess!
Um... Wormtail?
Snape?
No you idiots! Guess! (I'll give you a hint. Their initials are JP!)
Maybe it's that new kid, Jeremiah Partens?
Or she could have gone bi for that girl, what's her name, Jessica Parker? Yeah that one.
What? What the hell are you talking about? Really. What the hell have you been smoking?
Well...
Um...
Don't answer that. I don't want to know. Anyway, I'm the person who's got a date with Lily! ME! ME!
He's not hallucinating, is he?
He must have found our stash. Anyways Prongs, I find that hard to believe. She's hated you since you dyed her hair blue with purple streaks in fourth year!
She has not! Well... Maybe she did. But that's all changed. She's agreed to go to Hogsmeade with me on the weekend!
It's only for a tutoring session. Stop lying James.
Wormtail?
What the hell Wormtail? Is that true?
Of course it's true. Wormtail's a born snitch.
HEY!
I'm not talking to you guys any more!
Huzzah.
Whoopee.
I'm sorry Prongs, really, I'm so sorry!
…
I'm bored n-
What's got his attention?
Umbridge's top slipped.
Ah.