Prologue:
Normal POV
"AMUUUUUU~!" the shrill call of Tadagay called from upstairs.
Great, the gay cross-dresser needs something from me now, thought Amu.
She walked up the many flights of stairs and finally reached the room with the nameplate, Tadagay. She knocked three times and then entered. She bowed when she walked in and asked politely, "What is it that you need, ma'am?" She emphasized the ma'am because it annoyed Tadagay
"GOSH YOU TAKE TOO LONG! GET ME A CUP OF THE FINEST COFFEE ALONG WITH A SIDE OF WORLD DOMINATION! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!" Tadagay's shrill, annoying laugh rang throughout the enormous house, waking up anything and anyone that happened to be there.
"Hai. I'm right on it!" replied Amu in the politest tone that is possible around the gay cross-dresser. Amu was just about to walk out when Tadagay said, "DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE LIST OF CHORES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER! AND DON'T NEGLECT YOUR SISTERS EITHER!"
Amu replied with an unenthusiastic "Hai." and went downstairs to make coffee. Just as she was carrying the coffee up to her "step-mother," she heard another extremely shrill yell.
"AMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Amu knew instantly that it was the screech (AN: oh so she's a bird now??) of her step-sister, Saaya. Not expecting the EXTREMELY LOUD yell, Amu dropped the plate that she was carrying the coffee on and the glass broke. (AN: Because she's a spaz)
Shit! Tadagay is gonna be pissed!
She quickly cleaned up the hot coffee and shattered glass. She got another glass and filled it with another cup of coffee and quickly ran to see what her sister wanted.
"AMU! YOU ARE SLOW! NOW HURRY UP AND GET MY CLOTHES FOR TODAY, BRUSH MY HAIR, AND PUT MY MAKEUP ON!"
Amu sighed and put the coffee down and then helped Saaya with her clothes.
After hours of trying on dresses, Saaya finally found one she liked.
"DON'T LIE AMU! DOES THIS DRESS MAKE MY BUTT LOOK BIG?"
"No… of course not."
Internally, Amu was thinking, Saaya, no matter what you wear, you are U-G-L-Y!
After another two hours of working on her hair and makeup, she was finally done.
SHITSHITSHIT!!! TADAGAY'S COFFEE!!!!
Amu burst out of the room with the coffee, which was now cold. She ran into Tadagay's room and served the coffee. Tadagay instantly spit it out with a disgusted look on his face.
"FIRST, YOU ARE HOURS LATE AT BRINGING ME MY COFFEE! SECOND, IT'S COLD! NO DINNER TONIGHT! NO GO AND WORK ON THE CHORES!"
"Hai." Amu walked out of the room, extremely pissed. One of these days, she thought.
Meanwhile at the castle…
"IKUUUTO-KUN, NAGI-CHAN!!!! HELP ME WITH THE PLANNING!" this was the voice of the reigning king, Tsukasa. He was planning a ball for his twin sons, Nagihiko and Ikuto. He was hoping they would find their wives, even though the stars already told him who they would be.
"Buzz off. I'm sleeping" said Ikuto groggily.
"I'd be happy to help, but don't add the -chan to my nickname, otou-chan" replied Nagi-chan.
"Fine fine. Ikuto's being mean anyway." replied Tsukasa-dono.
"Wait.. (AN: his perv-senses are tingling) are there going to be girls there?" inquired Ikuto.
"Hai! Ikuto-chan is especially popular with the ladies!"
"Don't add -chan after my name!" Fire crackled around Ikuto's bedroom door. "And, I might help.. It depends on which way my tail is pointing."
~End Prologue~
Yoru-chan(not the chara, me): So… I made this idea up at 2 in the morning… I don't really know if there are any other fanfics like this so…. I hope I don't copy anyone
Ikuto: That's cuz you're too lazy to look
Yoru-chan: *sweat drop* Whatever, Ikuto-chan…
Ikuto: *glare*
Yoru-chan: AHHH! HIDE ME!
Tadagay: I'll protect you
Amu, Ikuto, and me: No you won't
Yoru-chan: *shoots Tadagay*
Dia: This is getting nowhere… bipidi-bopidi-boo! *poofs them all awaaay!* Yoru-chan does not own Cinderlla, or Shugo Chara. They belong to their respected owners and copyright holders! She doesn't own anything! Don't forget to Review!!!
Suu: DESU~!
All: SHUT UP!