Weiss in Wonderland!
Rating: PG now. Authors: Nanaki-chan and Sohryu Asuka (AKA Resident Bishounen). collectively, Nanasuka.
Note: This is the first post to an RPG that we thought we'd share. We should be posting the rest as a fic, too. if you want to help write it, join the group. It's at
Hope to see you there!
Without further ado, ON with the Fic!
Okay, things were now officially weird. There he was, chasing a white rabbit with a waistcoat and a watch down a hole, his two cats in tow, and the next thing he knew, he was falling. The hole was incredibly long and deep... Now he found himself in a small room. A glass table was in it, and a small door the only exit. The White Rabbit was nowhere in sight.
"Where am I?" he asked, a little frightened. Ten looked around at the strange room, her pointed black ears twitching at every movement or sound. She stood beside Omi and
crossed her furry arms.
"Isn't is obvious, Omi? You're in the place that leads to Wonderland. Which happens to be just beyond that minute little door there," she said, pointing to a really, really tiny door rather near to the ground. Omi jumped. There was a voice beside him. He turned
to look, and found two nekojo, with Dinah and Ashes' colouring.
"Ashes" was the one who spoke.
"Wonderland?" he asked, "What's Wonderland?" Dinah crossed
her arms,
"Haven't you ever seen a Disney movie?" she asked him. Ten/Ashes sighed and placed her paw-like hand on Omi's head,
"Ah, baka-chan; Wonderland is home to the Queen and King of Hearts, and all kinds of other mythical creatures. The Jubjub bird, for instance. Or, the Jabberwock," she suggested, placing her other hand on her hip. That didn't clarify things any, for Omi.
"What's a Jubjub bird? What's a Jabberwock? Why do you look like people, Ashes? Why can you talk?" So many unanswered questions... Things just kept getting weirder and weirder, and Omi hadn't even MOVED. Ten/Ashes sighed quietly, which was coupled with a good-natured laugh,
"Ah Omi, Omi, Omi. My name isn't 'Ashes'; it's Ten. I don't know why I look like a person, or why I can talk, but I do know about Wonderland," she said, smiling at the shorter boy. Poor Omi. This was all terribly strange and confusing. He needed at least ONE familiar element to cling to!... Dinah! Dinah was with him, wasn't he?
"Dinah?" He tried, meekly. Dinah just smiled gently at him,
"My name is Nakami, Omi. And if you want to know what wonderland is, the best way to find out is for you to go there yourself." Ten nodded,
"Yes, excellent idea, Nakami-chan!" she said, snapping her paw-like hand. Then, she suddenly whipped out a bottle of purple liquid labelled "drink me" from Hammer Space and handed it to Omi,
"Here; drink this and you'll shrink down to the perfect size to fit through the door into Wonderland," she said, grinning a rather fangishly toothy grin. Omi didn't take the liquid at first. He only then noticed he was wearing a PINK dress... and it wasn't all that
plain, either. It was on the poufy side. Omi lifted the skirt up, trying to take it off, and then pushed it down quickly again, blushing. He wasn't wearing much UNDER the dress, it seemed. Not seeing another option, he took the bottle, "Well, here goes nothing," he said, and chugged the contents.
«Omi + Shrinkage = Next Scene»
And with that, Omi shrunk until he was small enough to fit in the door. He tried the knob. The door made an objectory sound then 'pulled' itself away from Omi's hand,
"Yo, mah brutha! Whuddup wit dat?! You tryin'a break mah nose uh' sum'n?" it asked, 'looking' up at Omi. Omi let out a small shriek, tried to step back, failed, and fell onto his behind,
"What!? No.. I'm just trying to get through," he said. Ten leaned down and picked Omi up off the floor. The door eyed her as she did so,
"Oooh miss kitteh gotta nice piece'a tail on yo black ass!" it chided. Ten stood bolt upright and hissed at the door. "Oh~ did I piss duh kitteh off uh' sum'n now?" it asked, sarcastically. Ten rolled her eyes in annoyance,
"Just let us through," she said, crossing her arms. The door's hinges creaked, which more or less indicated it's version of a shrug,
"No can do sistuh." Nakami thought for a moment.
"What's the matter?" she asked the door. Her eyes took on a
myschevious look, "Rusted over?" Omi smiled gratefully at Ashes - Oops. Ten, and rubbed his behind. Ten nodded back and then turned her attention back on the door. The
door's 'face' scrunched as if it had been offended,
"No, I ain't no rustay piece-uh-shit do'a. But yous need a key tuh get thru, and I ain't see nobody gott'n no key uh' nu'in," it said, looking at Nakami rather rudely. Omi was confused again.
"Key? What key?" Nakami seemed put off.
"Dude, chill.. It's called a joke," she said, and proceeded to feel herself up for a key. Ten rolled her eyes in annoyance. She placed her hands behind her back and snapped her fingers, formulating aforementioned key from Hammer Space into her hands. She then
pretened to look on the floor for a key, then walked behind Omi and pressed the aforementioned key into his palm, then continued her search of the floor. Nakami pointed to the door decicively."HA!" She exclaimed,
"Take THAT you rusty 'piece-uh-shit-do'a!" Omi stared at the key like it was an alien artifact,
"Where do I put it?" he asked. The door look offended but simply harumphed, and said nothing. Ten sweatdropped and brought her hand to her forehead,
"Omi; Omi, where do you *normally* put keys when it comes to
doors?" she asked, looking at him.
"It just doesn't seem.. right. Shoving the key into the poor guy's mouth," Omi rationalized. Ten sighed, rather exasperatedly,
"Omi; honey; it's a *door*. Whether it's animated or not, at the end of the day, it's still a door. Just stick the key in his mouth, give it a turn, and go on through," she said, nudging him forward. Grudgingly, Omi did so.
This fic has been brought to you by:
~Asuka-chan: "You can't raise hell on an empty stomach."
&
~N-chan: "There was cheese on the wheel. And there was the mouse,
trying to get the cheese on the wheel. And the wh-*is smacked over
the head with a mallet* X.x"
Rating: PG now. Authors: Nanaki-chan and Sohryu Asuka (AKA Resident Bishounen). collectively, Nanasuka.
Note: This is the first post to an RPG that we thought we'd share. We should be posting the rest as a fic, too. if you want to help write it, join the group. It's at
Hope to see you there!
Without further ado, ON with the Fic!
Okay, things were now officially weird. There he was, chasing a white rabbit with a waistcoat and a watch down a hole, his two cats in tow, and the next thing he knew, he was falling. The hole was incredibly long and deep... Now he found himself in a small room. A glass table was in it, and a small door the only exit. The White Rabbit was nowhere in sight.
"Where am I?" he asked, a little frightened. Ten looked around at the strange room, her pointed black ears twitching at every movement or sound. She stood beside Omi and
crossed her furry arms.
"Isn't is obvious, Omi? You're in the place that leads to Wonderland. Which happens to be just beyond that minute little door there," she said, pointing to a really, really tiny door rather near to the ground. Omi jumped. There was a voice beside him. He turned
to look, and found two nekojo, with Dinah and Ashes' colouring.
"Ashes" was the one who spoke.
"Wonderland?" he asked, "What's Wonderland?" Dinah crossed
her arms,
"Haven't you ever seen a Disney movie?" she asked him. Ten/Ashes sighed and placed her paw-like hand on Omi's head,
"Ah, baka-chan; Wonderland is home to the Queen and King of Hearts, and all kinds of other mythical creatures. The Jubjub bird, for instance. Or, the Jabberwock," she suggested, placing her other hand on her hip. That didn't clarify things any, for Omi.
"What's a Jubjub bird? What's a Jabberwock? Why do you look like people, Ashes? Why can you talk?" So many unanswered questions... Things just kept getting weirder and weirder, and Omi hadn't even MOVED. Ten/Ashes sighed quietly, which was coupled with a good-natured laugh,
"Ah Omi, Omi, Omi. My name isn't 'Ashes'; it's Ten. I don't know why I look like a person, or why I can talk, but I do know about Wonderland," she said, smiling at the shorter boy. Poor Omi. This was all terribly strange and confusing. He needed at least ONE familiar element to cling to!... Dinah! Dinah was with him, wasn't he?
"Dinah?" He tried, meekly. Dinah just smiled gently at him,
"My name is Nakami, Omi. And if you want to know what wonderland is, the best way to find out is for you to go there yourself." Ten nodded,
"Yes, excellent idea, Nakami-chan!" she said, snapping her paw-like hand. Then, she suddenly whipped out a bottle of purple liquid labelled "drink me" from Hammer Space and handed it to Omi,
"Here; drink this and you'll shrink down to the perfect size to fit through the door into Wonderland," she said, grinning a rather fangishly toothy grin. Omi didn't take the liquid at first. He only then noticed he was wearing a PINK dress... and it wasn't all that
plain, either. It was on the poufy side. Omi lifted the skirt up, trying to take it off, and then pushed it down quickly again, blushing. He wasn't wearing much UNDER the dress, it seemed. Not seeing another option, he took the bottle, "Well, here goes nothing," he said, and chugged the contents.
«Omi + Shrinkage = Next Scene»
And with that, Omi shrunk until he was small enough to fit in the door. He tried the knob. The door made an objectory sound then 'pulled' itself away from Omi's hand,
"Yo, mah brutha! Whuddup wit dat?! You tryin'a break mah nose uh' sum'n?" it asked, 'looking' up at Omi. Omi let out a small shriek, tried to step back, failed, and fell onto his behind,
"What!? No.. I'm just trying to get through," he said. Ten leaned down and picked Omi up off the floor. The door eyed her as she did so,
"Oooh miss kitteh gotta nice piece'a tail on yo black ass!" it chided. Ten stood bolt upright and hissed at the door. "Oh~ did I piss duh kitteh off uh' sum'n now?" it asked, sarcastically. Ten rolled her eyes in annoyance,
"Just let us through," she said, crossing her arms. The door's hinges creaked, which more or less indicated it's version of a shrug,
"No can do sistuh." Nakami thought for a moment.
"What's the matter?" she asked the door. Her eyes took on a
myschevious look, "Rusted over?" Omi smiled gratefully at Ashes - Oops. Ten, and rubbed his behind. Ten nodded back and then turned her attention back on the door. The
door's 'face' scrunched as if it had been offended,
"No, I ain't no rustay piece-uh-shit do'a. But yous need a key tuh get thru, and I ain't see nobody gott'n no key uh' nu'in," it said, looking at Nakami rather rudely. Omi was confused again.
"Key? What key?" Nakami seemed put off.
"Dude, chill.. It's called a joke," she said, and proceeded to feel herself up for a key. Ten rolled her eyes in annoyance. She placed her hands behind her back and snapped her fingers, formulating aforementioned key from Hammer Space into her hands. She then
pretened to look on the floor for a key, then walked behind Omi and pressed the aforementioned key into his palm, then continued her search of the floor. Nakami pointed to the door decicively."HA!" She exclaimed,
"Take THAT you rusty 'piece-uh-shit-do'a!" Omi stared at the key like it was an alien artifact,
"Where do I put it?" he asked. The door look offended but simply harumphed, and said nothing. Ten sweatdropped and brought her hand to her forehead,
"Omi; Omi, where do you *normally* put keys when it comes to
doors?" she asked, looking at him.
"It just doesn't seem.. right. Shoving the key into the poor guy's mouth," Omi rationalized. Ten sighed, rather exasperatedly,
"Omi; honey; it's a *door*. Whether it's animated or not, at the end of the day, it's still a door. Just stick the key in his mouth, give it a turn, and go on through," she said, nudging him forward. Grudgingly, Omi did so.
This fic has been brought to you by:
~Asuka-chan: "You can't raise hell on an empty stomach."
&
~N-chan: "There was cheese on the wheel. And there was the mouse,
trying to get the cheese on the wheel. And the wh-*is smacked over
the head with a mallet* X.x"