This is my fanfic so don't get mad at me if it ends up messed up. Kay? Kay. I got this idea when I was really bored one day because there were no inuyasha crossovers (well, 1 full metal alchemist) and I wanted one. So here it is. Oh yeah –is thought, just because its easy.
It starts out in Kagome's time. Miroku and Sango are there (it's a fanfic, right?).
''Sango, your food is amazing! You're a great cook!'' Kagome said, sweating over a huge pot of mush. ''Thanks!'' Sango replied. ''Yes, a great cook…'' Miroku said as he rubbed Sango's ass. SLAP! This caused inuyasha to look over from his perch high in tree for the first time. Miroku was on the ground, unconscious with a big red imprint of a hand on his face. ''You idiots are so stupid. I have more fun playing with Kagome's cat.'' inuyasha says, and grins. Kagome (not getting the joke) says'' well if you're so bored, go take a walk''. ''Fine I will''. ''fine''. Fine''. Walks off.
Inuyasha thinksstupid Kagome. So stupid. Why do I even hang around her? O yeah, Raman of coarse. But is that worth it…? Of course, this whole time he wasn't watching where he was going and accidently walked off a cliff. ''THIS IS ALL KAGOME'S FAULT'' he screamed at the top of his lungs as he fell helplessly from the cliff.
SPLASH! He landed in a spring or pond of some sort. He looked around, there was lots of other springs like this all around. ''Stupid Kagome'' he muttered as he got up, strained his close as best he could and walked off.
About a half an hour later, inuyasha noticed someone following him. He was wearing a white robe-like samari-ish cloth and had a sword. –He maybe an enemy or a friend…. Wait, what am I saying? Ofcourse he's an enemy. Let's see if he has the balls to attack-. After on hour of stalking, inuyasha began to get freaked out. –What the hell does that bastard want?
''Oh, why must I fall in love with so many goddesses. First Akane, then the mysterious pig-tailed girl, and now my silver hair goddess. When will I have them? I must follow her until she notices me'' Kuno (man in white robe thing following.) said. Inuyasha started running. Maybe I can outrun himhe thought. He started running. All of sudden, it hit him. His chest was all of sudden bouncing around. Inuyasha looked down…
''AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'' inuyasha screamed, which his voice was a few notes higher than it had been. He almost fainted, upon noticing that he had breasts. ''What happened to me? Who did this? STALKER!'' he turned to kuno who just approached him. '' Hello, I am upper class man kuno tatewaki. Are you interested?'' ''You mean in you piece of annoying shit? NO! Why would I? I'm straight. Well I'm also a guy.''Inuyasha answered, barring his teeth and growling. ''I know you don't want to show your true feelings'' kuno said as he picked up inuyasha ''you can come over to my house and I'll try my hardest to keep kodachi (did I get that right?) from poisoning you.'' ''What? Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!'' inuyasha thrashed to get away. But kuno wasn't about to give up so easily, and ''accidently'' teared inuyasha clothes. All it did was a little bit of his flat stomach, but still, it looked a lot more stylish. Inuyasha eventually got loose and ran as quickly as he could to Kagome. –Maybe she wills now how to fix this problem.
after what seemed forever of running inuyasha got sight of Miroku. ''Miroku! Miroku! Finally! You have no idea what I have been through-''. ''What? Do you want me to make you feel better?'' asked Miroku, and in the process grabbed his ass and hugged him at the same time. Oh yeah, RIGHT IN FRONT OF SANGO. ''uhhhh'' inuyasha muttered, looking like he was about to gag. ''YOU LITTLE WHORE!'' Sango shrieked, lunging at inuyasha with her boomerang bone. ''Inuyasha'' Kagome asked, cocking her head to one side. Inuyasha turned so he was eye-to-eye with her. She gasped. ''Its Naraku who messed up when he was trying to turn into inuyasha!'' ''What? No no! It's really me! Honestly! Ask me any question and I could answer it correctly.'' Inuyasha screamed, trying to get both Sango and Kagome to lower their weapons.
''Fine one chance though,'' Kagome said, and put her finger to her mouth as you could see she in such deep thought on such a simple problem. ''OK. I got it. If the real inuyasha had to choose between Kikyo and me, who would choose?'' ''Kikyo, duh. She is so much hotter and a hell of a lot smarter-'' '' OH MY GOD ITS NARAKU! Miroku, wind tunnel!'' Kagome screamed. ''I can't destroy a women like that.'' He said, giving inuyasha a hungry look and a wink. ''AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'' inuyasha shrieked and turned the other way, running as fast as he could just to get away from Miroku.
After that, inuyasha decide it would be best if he just moped around town. He got tired as it got darker and decided to sleep on the streets. No upper class men will look on the streets for someone like mehe thought as he closed his eyes. ''Hey is you OK? Do you need a place to stay?'' inuyasha looked up to a girl with a pink pigtail and a black hat.