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Vehicon trooper 00C894A9 has logged in.

Glitch has logged in

So how to start this data pad journal entry, I suppose I should start with my name which is odd since the only con that going to be reading this will be me.

Hello, my designation is Vehicon 00C894A9 which would be a pain to keep typing that so I'm just refer myself as Climber. Just ignore the name logged in, my batch mates keep changing it to Glitch. Remember me, you love them as decepticon brothers in arms and all that but they can be total fraggers. Just because I have a slight defect in my vocalizer so my sentences come out stuttered doesn't give them the ok to give me the nickname, Glitch. I been trying to get them to change it to Climber but no such luck (yet).

"Why don't you go to Knock Out and get it fix then if you want them to stop" my squad captain says.

You might think oh, he's such a good commanding officer but he was smirking (I know it's impossible to tell with the face mask) but it was in his tone! Everyone knows that if you don't go visit Knock Out unless you unconscious or on the verge of death. Let alone a harmless voice defect! Considering the horror stories of Vehicon walking in for small repairs only to be experimented on or chopped up by his feared buzzsaw. I rather be known as the con with the small harmless voice defect then the stupid con that was killed for bothering Knock Out for something stupid. Less of a mouthful to say.

Why Climber? I don't know because I have a strong passion for climbing? I know, I know. I suck at names but at least I'm not Steve. I mean what kind of nickname is Steve, it's a squish earth name that I'm pretty sure is stupid by their standard. Well besides, his non-existent naming abilities and uncomfortable obsession with Commander Starscream((Note to self: DO NOT ASK STEVE ABOUT STARSCREAM EVER AGAIN)), Steve is a alright Vehicon trooper to be around. I dare call him a friend, a stupid, stupid friend but still. He was even the guy that said to start this journal because it's a good way to express my emotions and thoughts through text or something. I stopped listening to him after he started telling me the long poems he wrote about Starscream. I'm doing this mostly because I'm bored right now…

Primus, I can tell this is already going to be stupid.

So currently I'm on security camera monitor duty, bored out of my processor looking at multiple screens of rooms and hall on the nemesis. Sure occasionally you see someone you know do something stupid or embarrassing. Like watching your idiot friend semi- stalk Starscream in the halls but that's more sad to watch. Since we been keep the down low from the Autobots, we have a four soldier shift rotation, we don't have to worry about that type of break in. Everyone takes turns watching the monitor while the other three get to make small talk and rant about something. Well unless Communication officer Soundwave swings by to creepily stare, um I mean check up on the security monitors.

This is something he does quite frequently and for undetermined amount of Soundwaves enters the room, no one attempts talk and the atmosphere gets super tense and silent. And I swear that every time Soundwaves leaves to go elsewhere on the ship that everyone in the room (including me) sighs in relief and the talking starts back up again.

I mean, you can never tell what the guys thinking or if he was staring at you or the monitor next to you. Don't get me started on how quiet he can be, it's almost like he brings silence wherever he goes. It is both unnerving and impressive skill to have. Also if he were to find this journal, I super respect him and I hope he knows that I don't mean any disrespect.

All Hail Megatron.

So besides watching the multiple security feeds, praying doesn't do anything dumb on your shift and Soundwave doesn't pay the room a visit, it's pretty boring. So after dutifully staring at the multiple screens for a good 3 joor, I'm currently deciding maybe to check out what the natives on this backwards planet called that internet.

It couldn't hurt to check out for a few kliks, I mean how entertaining can it be?

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Youtube. Tumblr. Fanfiction. Anime. Cartoons. Video Games. Markiplier. Japan. Manga. Pewdiepie. Vine. Cryaotic. Twitter. Cat videos.

So addicting, I can't stop clicking and watching these pointless stupid earth videos. Damn you squishes and your love of cat videos and all things cute. I'm supposed to be a cold sparked soldier of the noble and feared decepticon cause; I'm not supposed to feel warm and fuzzy from watching small hairy organic meowing. I had to force myself to stop and check the security screen once and awhile.

Thank goodness that 005555A1 or "Bob" (So unoriginal) told me it was his turn to take over monitoring duty; I was pretty sure the others on shift with me were starting to suspect I wasn't really working. Not that they were going to report me or anything, I mean I saw two them play the earth game minesweepr when they thought no one was looking. So I wasn't too worried.

Bye journal I need watch this video titled "Carmelldansen Dance"

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