Mushroom Wars

This my first fanfic here so be don't flame.

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(Bowser's castle, Bowser's throne room)

(Bowser's sitting on his chair)

Bowser: I just don't get it. I've kidnapped the princess sum 139 times to date yet she always gets saved by Mario.

Kamek: Far be it from me to tell you what to question your plans, but why do you always kidnap her in the first place.

Kamek: You always kidnap Peach for no real reason. Like in Paper Mario. You bust through her window stole her, beat up Mario, and left. You never did anything after that. Your whole plan was pointless. Why don't you just get your whole army to swarm the castle and kill everyone. Your mission would actually have a point.

Bowser: Your right! It's about damn time the king of koopa's get the respect he deserves. Kamek, get my pants out of the laundry and gather my troops. Were going to have a full fledged attack on peaches castle.

Kamek: Yes Sir.

(the next morning)

(Mario and Luigi's house, bedroom)

(Mario wakes up)

Mario: Luigi, wake up!

Luigi: Uh?

Mario: I just had the scariest dream. I dreamt my head was being ripped apart by Tony Robbins.

Luigi: You've had those dreams for awhile. What did you psychiatrist say?

Mario: He told me I was crazy, then he hit me in the face.

Luigi: Isn't that illegal.

Mario: I don't know. Anyways, I better get up and get breakfast.

(Mario walks into he kitchen in his underpants)

(a koopa stood in his kitchen)

Mario: Um.. Can I help you?

(koopa pulls out a machine gun)

Koopa: Yes, die!

Mario: I don't think so. You don't know who your messing with.

(jumps up in the air and kicks the koopa in the face.)

(A squirt of blood flew out of the koopas mouth)

(the koopa fired the machine gun at everything in the room)

(mario went matrix style and dodged the bullets)

(Luigi comes in the room)

Luigi: Maybe I'll have some of that cereal that has the Chocolate Vampire on the front. What?

(The koopa shoots Luigi in the head)

Mario: Oh my god! You killed Luigi!

(Luigi falls to the ground)

(Mario jumps up)

(Mario grapples the koopa's head with his leg)

(Mario rips off the koopas head with his limbs)

Mario: Oh no. They have killed my brother.

(Peach comes in the door)

Peach: Hi Mario! I'm having a bake sale at my castle. You should come. Oh no Luigi!

Mario: Yes, he's dead.

Peach: I can't believe it.

Mario: No really, he's dead.

(Mario pulls off Luigi's head)

Mario: See? Dead.

Peach: Oh well. Come to my bake sale!

Stay tuned for chapter 2.