Kirigaya woke up feeling sleepy and somewhat distorted. But he knew he needed to get up and ready, because today was the day he was going to pick up the worlds first VRMMORPG, Sword Art Online (SAO for short). He got to be a Beta Tester for SAO, which was a lucky thing, because only one thousand people got to be Beta Testers. After picking up the game, he headed home so he could get into the world known as Ironcrad. For this new type of game, you need to equip yourself with a helmet called the NerveGear. The NerveGear basically teleports you into a world within your brain, using the most advanced technology of course.

After setting up the NerveGear and other software/wires Kirigaya put on the NerveGear. He was eager to start the official game, because it was a whole new thing, and he had been waiting to find out what types of people he was going to meet. Then he started to put on the NerveGear so he could play. While putting on the NerveGear it asked him to pat himself all over.

"I wonder why I would have to pat myself", He questioned.

All thoughts aside, he did, and shortly after he saw a unique pattern of lights zoomed past him. When he was finally to a stop, he found himself in a black room with a control pad in front of him. He walked up to it and it asked him for a username and for him to create his appearance. For the username he put Kirito, like he does for all other games, and for his appearance he made himself look like a tall, slender man wearing black clothes.

After he got into the game, he went to get some easy XP by farming nooby mobs, like boars. As he was walking up to the field where they spawn, he saw a red, lean figure. He seems to be losing a battle with a boar. Kirito (Kirigaya) ran over to the man and killed the boar.

"Are you ok?"

"Yea, thanks." The man held his hand out to shake hands with Kirito.

"So, Kline, are you farming for XP too?"

"Yea... WAIT, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?"

"I looked above your head." Kirito said puzzled.

"Oh that's cool Keir...i...tow.."

"Keer...e...toe"

"Oh, sorry Kirito."

"Dumbass." Kirito whispers under his breath.

"So Kirito, would you mind helping me with killing these boars?"

"Fuck no!"

"Please?" He says with sorrow in his voice.

"I SAID FUCK NO!"

"Damn it man. But anyways, your cool so I... I suppose I'll see you around."

"Ok Kline, Master of Boars." He murmurs as he watches Kline go off past the hill.

"Now that he's gone I finally have my chance to farm for XP."

After killing about ten boars, Kirito heard an ominous siren coming from every direction. A giant red light was directly above the spawn as well, so that meant something was going on, most likely for the worse. As Kirito was heading towards the spawn there was a teleport icon across his menu. Moments later he was at spawn.

"WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?!" Everyone shouted.

Kirito was that one guy who was casually waiting for something to happen, as it did.

"GREETINGS BITCHES! I bet all of you fuckers are wondering why you are here.

Well... you ASSHOLES get a free item, it's called a mirror, SO USE IT..."

Everyone was going through some sort of transformation. Everybody looked different, but some vaguely familiar. I looked into my mirror once again to find that I looked like I did IRL (in real life). At that moment I screamed "YES", and I realized that was why we had to pat ourselves. Those features would have took a lot of time to make so I was pretty excited about that.

"OH YEAH, ALSO NO LEAVING UNTILL SOMEONE DECIDES TO BEAT THE GAME, there is no respawning, and there is 100 floors as you all wanted to remind you because I know MOST of you are dumb fucks. Ok that's all, goodbye friends, I'll be watching."

And after those words he disappeared into the sky. Before leaving, Kirito spotted Kline and said, "I'll be seeing you." And after those words Kline wasn't even in his sight. He darted off faster than a black kid who hears, FREE KFC! As he ran past most mobs and people, he completed many side quests to get the gold, XP, and materials he might need further into the game.