REASONS TO HATE THAT STUPID SAINT POTTER! By Draco Malfoy
He thinks he is soooooo cool just because he survived an unforgivable curse. I mean, pfft! So what? Father uses the Cruciatus curse on me and you dont hear ME complaining.
He hangs around with that mudblood Granger and that pathetic excuse to pureblood families Weaselbee! 'The Golden Trio'! That's what they call themselves! So what? Crabbe, Goyle and I could be the...the...oh WHATEVER!
He laughed at me when that daffy teacher Moody turned me into a ferret! How can someone laugh at ME? I'm DRACO MALFOY for Gods sake!
He wins every bloody Quidditch match! And he HAS to get injured in each one! First year: He nearly swallowed the bloody Snitch! Second Year: He lost all of the bones in his arm! (And nobody even cared about my injuries! I was afraid I couldnt have children!) Third year: He falls off his broom. SO WHAT?
He is no friend to the Dark Lord! Therefore he will NEVER be a deatheater. Only people with Slytheriny attitudes and poofy hair get to be Deathaters!
He magically got accepted into the Triwizard Tournament! Why not someone who deserved it more? Like me? I need to have MORE screaming schoolgirls
looking at me without a shirt on under the Black Lake! smirks
He is a Gryffindor! Hello? Obviously a big no-no! Dont hang around with Gryffindors children, or you will find yourself in a very uncomfortable state of being kissed by Gryffindor loving rodents!
He ALWAYS bes mean to Voldermort! Whats so bad about him? Just because he has killed hundreds of innocent people and hasnt had a bath in a few thousand centuries! WHO CARES?
He thinks he is SOOOOO smart! Just because he passes every single subject! I mean, I pass all my subjects! But nobody ever compliments me! pouts
It looks like he is a terrible kisser! I mean, did you SEE the fifth movie where he kisses Cho? Mmmm, Cho. She was a good shag. Hmmm, I wonder if I still have her number...