Avatar: The Last Plot Bender
(A Parody of the Hit Series)
Episode 1: The Beginning
Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
Oh wait. Wrong beginning. –Ahem-.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Well. Kind of. There were obviously some spats here and there ("Helloooo? The legend of Oma and Shu?" "Sokka! Be quiet!") but at least for a little while, there was harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation spazzed out and decided to go total Nazi over everyone. Only the Avatar–this cool dude who can bend all the elements and do other wicked sweet stuff–could stop them. But for whatever reason, he just sort of disappeared and pissed everybody off.
A long time later ("A hundred years, to be exact." "Shut up!"), my brother and I found the new Avatar. He's this little bald kid who was trapped inside this galactic space ball or whatever. But anyway, Aang–the space ball kid–is an airbender only and he has to learn the rest of the elements before summer's overor we're all gonna die. It's really doubtful because, I mean, hey, he's only twelve for crying out loud! But this is a kid's show so I'm pretty sure things will turn out ok in the end.
[insert awesome/epic/climatic music]
(…"Hey, Katara, who're you talking to anyway?")
A/N: Wow, okay. So this plot bunny randomly came and devoured my soul till I gave in and wrote it. It's basically a parody of the series. Total cannon. Critiques would be appreciated and I'd love to hear your ideas on what to do. Should I write every episode as a chapter? Or skim through boring parts (i.e. filler episodes)? Revieeeewwwww!
("You know you want to!")
Thanks for the help, Sokka.
:) hannahnicholle.