Adventures in Driving

Summary: AU- set in March 1984 in Lawrence, Kansas. Sixteen year old Dean illegally drives his brother, Cas and Jo to downtown Kansas City, Missouri to pick up a friend, Gabriel, at the bus station. However, they run into several mishaps along the way- including a shoot-out, car crash and teen angst.

Author's Notes #1: This story will be based on two movies-

*Adventures in Babysitting was a 1987 comedy/adventure film written by David Simkins & directed by Chris Columbus and was distributed by Touchstone Films. It stared- Elisabeth Shue, Maia Brewton, Keith Coogan, Anthony Rapp, Penelope Ann Miller and Bradley Whitford.

**License to Drive was a silly 1988 teen comedy/adventure film written by Neil Tolkin & directed by Greg Beeman and was distributed by 20th Century Fox. It stared- Corey Haim, Corey Feldman, Heather Graham, Carol Kane, Richard Masur, and Nina Siemaszko.

*** In this story, teen Dean's crush will be Elisabeth Graham and the chick after him is Nina Brewton…my way of paying respect to the gals from both movies. Please check both movies if you want a good laugh from two cute movies from an innocent time when special effects weren't really needed. ***

Author's Notes #2: And remember, there weren't any home computers, cell phones, and other musical devices, including DVD's.

Rated T for language and adult situations

I Do Not Own Supernatural, it belongs to Eric Kripke and the CW and I'm only using them for the entertainment of this story.

Chapter One

The rain came down hard as the thunder roared in the background. Mary sighed at her husband, "Will you call him down here, since he's apparently avoiding me."

"Dean, get your boney-ass down here…now!" John ordered, looking up the staircase.

"Why?" The teen wined from his bedroom.

"I'm gonna count to three and your boney-ass better be standing in front of me or else!" The father demanded of his oldest child. "One…Two…"

"I'm here…don't get your panties in a twist." Dean sarcastically remarked, flopping onto a chair, kicking his feet on the ottoman, "And I don't have a boney-ass either!"

"Stand up!" John ordered.

Dean loudly sighed, slowly walked toward his father.

"Don't ever talk to me that way again!" The ex-Marine shouted, standing in his son's personal space. "If me or your mother tell you to do something, then you do it, no questions asked…do I make myself clear?"

"Yeah, yeah."

"What was that?"

"Yes, sir."

"Now, you owe your mother an apology from earlier." John firmly suggested, earning a glare from the teen.

"What?!" he shouted. "No way!"

"Dean!"

"No, Dad, I won't!" The blonde male huffed, "She's making a fool of me and you're letting her…it's not fair!"

"Jeez Dean, don't get your panties in a twist." Eleven year old Sam mocked, lying on the sofa, sick from a head cold.

"Shut your cakehole, bitch!" Dean shouted.

Sam countered back, "You shut up, jerk!"

"You both shut the hell up!" The frustrated father growled. "Dean, your mother and I are disgusted with your attitude lately and it's gonna stop now!"

"Or what…you'll ground me even more?"

"Yeah, I will," John said. "Now give me thirty push-ups!"

"What?"

"Make it fifty."

Dean knew not to push his ex-Marine father anymore and immediately did what he was told. When finished, John motioned for him to sit on the couch, next to his sick sibling.

"I'm sorry that you're angry with me, but you gave me no choice," Mary remarked, standing next to her fuming husband. "Dean, your attitude stinks and I'm sick of it. That's why I invited Castiel to come over tonight. I simply do not trust you anymore and you need to work on that."

"Whatever."

"Don't whatever me…you started this crap, but I'm going to finish it. I want you to be a responsible young member of society, but you've proven time and time again that you cannot be trusted," the mother stated." Therefore, tonight you will be on your best behavior for Castiel. Do I make myself clear, young man?"

"Yeah…" Dean instantly saw the glare from his fuming father, "I mean, yes ma'am, although I feel this is totally unfair."`

John replied, "Dean, we've been over this and no more discussions on it."

"But Dad, it's not fair and uh, embarrassing that I need a babysitter who's three months younger than me!" Dean yelled, "I'm sixteen and I don't need a damn babysitter!"

"Dean!" Both parents growled.

"Its true and you know it!" The teen shouted. "I'm being railroaded by that bitchy Mother Superior!"

"Dean!" Both parents growled again.

"She's a witch 'cause she isn't getting any…if she'd get laid, then maybe she wouldn't pick on me anymore!"

"Dean!" All three Winchesters screamed in unison.

"It's true! Hell, if I could just get laid, then maybe I wouldn't be so damn frustrated either." The teenager sarcastically stated, "Oh, but wait, I don't have my stupid driver's license 'cause I'm grounded…again!"

"Dean, shut the hell up!" John demanded.

"I'm sorry that I'm yelling but it's frustrating that you believe everything that stupid school says when most of its untrue."

"So, you didn't sexually harass Sister Catherine with your singing?" John sarcastically asked as Sam snickered.

"I said for you to shut up, bitch!" Dean shouted, smacking Sam's leg.

"Hey!" John barked.

"No, Dad, I'm innocent and Sister Catherine explained all that shit to you guys and to bitchy Mother Superior, but you won't believe it!"

"Are you saying that you didn't sing obscene lyrics on the loud speaker?" Mary inquired.

"No! Yeah, maybe I did, but it wasn't harmful, just a joke…not my fault Night Ranger isn't 100% Catholic orientated," the teen mocked.

"Joke or not, it was still insensitive to all," Mary commented.

"No, Mom, it wasn't." He explained, "Although Sister Catherine is young and somewhat good-looking…she listens to me. She actually listens to my ideas, dreams…to me. I write songs and uh, stuff that means a great deal to me, but Sister Catherine doesn't judge me…only encourages me. She doesn't treat me like a dumb jock or some who's stupid; she treats me with respect, so I often tease her." Dean paused, looking sincere. "Yeah, I call her Sister Christian, but it's just a friendly tease, like how dad calls you muffin. It's harmless and she knows it 'cause we're friends, but Mother Superior made it into something huge."

The parents stood there, taking in all the information their eldest son had just provided.

"Well, what is done is done," John quietly said, glancing at his wife. "However, Castiel will still be in charge tonight and no arguments from either of you."

"It's cool with me, Dad." Sam smirked, "I don't mind having Cas babysit us." Sam received an evil glare from his brother, who remarkably didn't say a word.

TBC…

Author's Notes # 3: Sister Christian was the title of a song by Night Ranger and it was released in 1983 from their album Midnight Madness on MCA Records. It was written and sung by the band's drummer, Kelly Keagy, for his sister. And this story was written years before Jensen sang it at Vegas Con 2015…