LA Grand Theft Animal Crossing
By: Shimmer-Chun
Screw up to Animal Crossing Wild World.
Chapter 1
Riding with Kappn'
Carl C. Gunman wakes from a slight feel of pain. (He represents the character you create in the beginning) A really nerdy green turtle sits in front of him.
What am I doing in this garbage can of a car? Who the hell is this and what the fu…
"I see that you have woken up." The turtle says.
Carl looks at him. "Yeah. Why am I here?"
"Because, your Christmas wish has been granted."
"What the hell are you talking about? It's November!"
The turtle looked side to side. "Yeah, the real story is, you fell asleep watching Gangland on the History Channel."
"So, it's a dream."
"Not quite, you were dreaming, but you awoke several minutes ago. I came into your house and-"
"Who randomly comes into peoples' homes and take them into their truck." Carl was very upset.
"I do." Kappn' gave Carl one of those creepy smiles.
"What was all that pain when I awoke?" as if he didn't already suspect Kappn' of being a perverted old son of a mother.
"I tattooed ya. 'Very one gets them."
"It's just a green rectangle."
"You write the names of yer gang in it." Kappn' then tossed back a pen.
Sirens sounded in the distance.
"What's going on?" Carl asked.
"Crap, that freaking game company gots me! They were the ones who supplied me with these virtual drugs anyhow. I'll lose them." Kappn' threw some fluffy pillows out the window.
The cop cars sped out of control.
"Now that's over with, I didn't catch yer name. While the topic of YOU is on, how about your birthday- here, just fill out this paper."
Carl Read it. "Why does it say that I should be wearing shin guards and elbow pads?"
"Ummmm….. Gimmie that." Kappn' took the paper back.
"Look, up ahead, the gang HQ- I mean the town hall. Pelly is up there. She'll let yas in." Kappn' had another creepy smile.
Carl was pushed out of the car.
"Bye Carl. Have drug- I mean fun…"