Disclaimer: I am not the writer of this extreme fuck-up of a Fanfic , and I am NOT illiterate in any way whatsoever

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

Hi my name is Ebony Dark ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he s a major fucking hottie. I m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I m in the seventh year (I m seventeen). I m a goth (in case you couldn t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Hey Ebony! shouted a voice. I looked up. It was . Draco Malfoy!

What s up Draco? I asked.

Nothing. he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

*Full credit to Miss Giselbie*