I wrote this around the time of the Libby/Hurley romance, shortly before her unfortunate demise! Its a parody of Greenday's "Basket Case":

Do you have the time
To go out for some wine?
Cuz Libby you look so fine
Oh dude..oh yeah!

I am one of those
Understated guys
But I get all the best lines
No doubt about it!

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Cuz theres these numbers that play tricks on me.
In the hatch they all add up,
But I've already cracked up!
Thats why I think a shrinks
The chick for me!

I went to see James Ford
Of ladies he is the lord!
He said its lack of sex scenes
Thats bringing me down.
He set us up a date,
Things were going great
We started to relate
But then...

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Cuz theres these numbers that play tricks on me.
In the hatch they all add up,
But I've already cracked up!
Thats why I think a shrinks
the chick for me!

I'm sure I know your face
I hope its not from THAT place!

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Cuz theres these numbers that play tricks on me.
In the hatch they all add up
Are you a mole? No? Then whats up?
I hope this shrink is just
The chick for me!