"First off, you are not special. You are the same decaying, rotten mass that every human being is. Unfortunately for you and UNLIKE everybody else, this is all you will ever be."

"You are a pathetic waste of space, so much so that if I were to ever encounter you, I would kill myself just to make room for the next baby. Unlike you, I want China to stop killing their female babies."

"Youmake Joseph Fritzl look like a cool guy."

"You are worshipped not only by emos and other fags, but fucking furries as well."

"Youshould an hero."

"You are so pathetic, that youare making me model an entire fanfic about the 'You" page on Encyclopedia Dramatica."

"Youmade Jay Leno die."

"Nevermind that was John Lennon."

"You need to take that fucking hunting hat off and fucking burn it, youfucking autistic fuck."

"Youare a direct descendant of Hitler."

"You are such a fucking screwup that your parents pay to have you stay away from them."

"You just lost the game."

"Yousuck."

"Youneed to commit an hero."

"Nobody wants/likes/will ever like/loves/will ever love/would have sex with/would molest/would ever have a sexual thought about YOUever."


bring on da h8. Not trolling, I seriously hate this fucking book.