GETTING A JOB
"Dude, look at the paper," said Mordecai Quintel to his friend, Rigby Saylers. "They're offering two positions at the zoo."
"Aw, don't tell me your actually thinking of working there," says Rigby, with a disgusted look on his face. "Remember Jerry?"
"You mean Mr. Stuff?" Mordecai asked.
"No! I mean my dad's friend's cousin. He said working at the zoo was like high school to him."
"Dude, he loved high school." Mordecai said.
"Oh yeah. But seriously dude, the zoo? Cleaning after those humans? Heck, the NAME isn't even original. Its name is "Zoo."
"Rigby, I think you forgot that you get paid when you have a job, because EVERY time I give out a suggestion, it's either 'Too boring' or 'Too difficult' or even that time when I mentioned work you passed out."
"Okay, you know what? Fine. Let's go to the zoo, look the manager in the face and say 'We want to be paid.'"
Later…
"Um, excuse me?" the zoo manager, a gumball machine, asked.
"That's right," says Rigby, "We want to be paid, we want a job."
Mordecai punched Rigby in the arm and said "What he meant was we would like to apply for a job here."
"Hmmmm, okay." The gumball machine said. "Welcome to the Zoo, my name is Benson. Who are you guys?"
"I'm Mordecai, and that striped tail thing is Rigby." Mordecai replied.
"Hey!" Rigby yelled. "Now that I think about it, I could go for a gumba- OW!" Mordecai punched him in the arm.
"Okaaayyy….., you start tomorrow." Benson said. I'll get your uniforms, with your name stitched on them, and you will meet the rest of the crew." Benson pushed a button and said "Pops, Muscle Man, Skips, and High Five Ghost, report to my office."
Before long, all four workers arrived. Rigby was trying not to laugh, as you could tell he knew how to make fun of everyone. Mordecai punched his arm.
"Here are Mordecai and Rigby," Benson said. "Put them through the 'initiation'
The four zoo workers smiled, and Mordecai knew they were screwed.