I wrote this during the Ana Lucia hate campaign that seemed to be raging through the Lost forums. I kinda liked her, but whatever you thought of her, this is all tongue in cheek so enjoy!

Ana Lucia's Rant

Why am I the one you hate?
Is it 'cuz my teeth are perfectly straight?
Or is it 'cuz you simply can't relate -
To a strong female who isn't Kate?

Some call me the Kate of the tail section
But I'm AL and not a reflection,
You need a little Jungian introspection!
See my flashback for closer inspection.

Do you think I'll get it on with Jack?
He won't get Kate now Sawyers' back!
What does she have that you think I lack?
Freckles, combats and a little backpack?!

Ok, chill out I'm having a laugh!
Theres more important stuff to think about...like Eko's staff!
But if you hate Ana and she makes you barf...
...fanfic her to the Black Rock, take her out like Arzt