DISCLAIMER: I do not own any characters. All J K Rowling's genius work.
This story was inspired by wishimight's Bella/Edward story, Dangerous Affections. Unfortunately, that story was pulled down, but I would still like to thank wishimight for creating such a lovely story, and inspiring my own.
Prologue
An alarm clock pierced the morning calm. It beeped shrilly, announcing to the platinum blonde boy to whom it belonged that it was five in the morning, and he should be up.
The boy rolled over and groaned, muttering curses as he pushed down on the snooze button.
Seconds later, the door to his room banged open, and that woke him up more efficiently than his alarm clock. His curses more audible as he sat up on the bed, he squinted against the harsh white light that his friend had switched on.
"Christ, man," the dark-haired boy muttered. "You do know that he'll be on your arse if you don't get up now."
The platinum blonde boy glared at his friend. If this wasn't one of his best friends talking, he would immediately have shot him down for even daring to talk to him in that tone that early in the morning.
"Bite me," the blonde scathingly replied, but nevertheless he stood up and began to tidy his bed.
His friend chuckled as he turned around and headed back out, his morning's mission accomplished.
"Shut up," was the blonde's reply.
The dark boy's chuckle became louder, and evolved into a full-blown laugh as the book the blonde had thrown hit the door he had just closed behind him. Shaking his head at his friend's antics, he trudged down the tiled corridor, and let himself into the cafeteria.
He knew the reason why his friend was extra grumpy today. He was grumpy about it, too.
AN: This story is all human (no magic is used). Hogwarts School is not of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Everything happens in a "human version", just imagine it being blown up bigger than proportion. There are no Deathly Hallows, and Voldemort dies only once. His Horcruxes are... different (explanation later on in the story). I have a feeling I'm going to get quite a lot of questions regarding how the story has been "humanized", but humour me.
Note: This story is set after the 7th Book, but just imagine everything happening non-magically. Eg. Draco Malfoy did attempt to kill Dumbledore, but not with a wand. Stuff like that.
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