On land a blossom, On Sea a Pirate

Summary: the Captain of a ship is always male, right? Not on this ship, when your captain is a woman and captain of one of the most infamous crews ever nothing good can happen. Even more so when your captain is out to prove that women are the best, they can do anything, and somehow manage to get away with the biggest crime in history. But first she has to change the minds of the people in her town, who ever said that being a Captain was easy?

Rated: T language, pirate talk, and your loveable drunk.

Written by: Highflyincherries (Who just happens to be a pirate)

Key for the story

This is the story

Bold text is my comments

'Thoughts of a character'

"Some one is speaking"

Either a Flash back or lyrics for a song.

Time: A/U, 15th-18th century. So some modern language and some older language

Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Naruto. I have tried to steal him away, but the men in white coats come and take me away before I get very far.ummm Oh well maybe next time.

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Chapter 1: The Pirate's Have Come

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Time seemed to pass slowly, no one dared to move. The men watched their captain closely; she hadn't given any order yet. She said there watching and waiting. Not wanting to do anything that could backfire upon her or her men. She began to move and give out silent orders.

"Alright my sadistic little dears, I have a plan. Yuki go around front and blow something up, a mailbox maybe. Jess, go around back and do the same thing. A tree or something of that nature. Either way I want something to explode."

A couple of the men snickered.

"You really are sadistic aren't you?"

Captain gave a nod of her head and went back to giving orders.

"All right, now the rest of us will come around from the sides. After that do what ever you want just make sure that you get money and anything that looks like we could get some money off of it."

The men all put their left hand over their hearts to show that they understood. (There's a hidden reference in that sentence, if you get it I'll give ya a cookie. HINT! How do you solute the flag???)

"Alright. Yuki, Jess go we'll be there in a sec."

Both nodded and rushed off to complete their orders. Captain watched them disappear and then turned back to the other men.

"Guys to the left, gals to the right."

Five went to the left, five to the right. The captain went with those to the left. It was then that Yuki decided to blow the mailbox to smithereens.

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"Miss Sakura, you need to get up now. Miss Sakura it's almost eleven!"

The maid sighed and began to tug on the pale pink sheets. A soft groan could be heard from under the sheets, the maid gave a smile at the girl's resistance.

"Come on Miss Sakura."

"Do I have to? I'm tired!"

The maid laughed, and once again tugged on the sheets. The body under the sheets made a feeble attempt to keep the sheets on her body, but gave up rather quickly.

"Alright, you win I'm getting up."

Said body sat up with a yawn. As the girl began to rub the sleep from her bright emerald eyes, the maid opened the curtains. Light flooded the light pink room, causing the girl to dive under the covers again.

"The light burns! Please turn it off Shel-Chan!"

Laughing Shel again pulled the covers off of Sakura. Sakura groaned and grabbed a green brush off of he night table. Running the brush through the pink tangled mass that she called hair. Shel began to help her brush.

"Why couldn't I sleep in Shel-Chan?"

"Because, your father is in a foul mood. It seems that another one of his houses have been broken into."

The pink's eyes went wide.

"Again? Was it those nasty pirates again?"

Shel nodded.

"Yes, they found the pink ribbon with a skull bead in the center."

"Why can't they find them? I mean they're just pirates aren't they? They shouldn't be that hard to find!"

"Well, Miss Sakura the captain is just too good. No one knows who he is, or anything about him. We just know that he's the captain and that he hasn't been caught.' She looked at the clock and gave a bow. 'I must go now before your father gets any angrier."

Sakura nodded and watched her leave. 'Too good huh?' she thought rather amused as she pulled on a blue dress.

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Laughter rang thought out the ship. Both men and women danced happily to the music that played. The last house they had hit had been a gold mine. The house had things worth tons of gold, and gold its-self just laying around.

"Oi! Listen up! Captain got some 'ood news!" (That hurt my head just to write and it'll get worse. Sorry!)

That was just met with more laughter. The men playing music stop to hear the captain.

"Great job, you dirty pirates you!! We've got Haruno all wound up! He's so tight, that he puts a piece rope to shame!"

The music started up again as the crew laughed. The captain watched her men fondly. 'My men, My crew...crew of the Time Warp...I am the Captain of the Time Warp. God! I love how that sounds.' The captain thought as she began to fix her bandana. "Damn Thing" she muttered while pulling it off of her head. Her eyes scanned the blue bandana. She loved how it went from a deep blue to a vibrant orange, and still managed to look good. Quite honestly it was something that she had never figured out.

"Something wrong captain?"

Looking up she saw the young pirate that stood there.

"No, nothing's wrong. Thank you though Hinata."

The young girl nodded. She had just joined the crew and much like the captain her-self lead a double life. During the day the young pirate was known as Huyuga Hinata, the young shy Huyuga heiress. By night she was the Co-Captain of the Time Warp. Hinata was a beautiful young girl of 16, with deep purple hair that reached her waist. Her eyes were a pale pupil less lavender. The purple hair has in French braid, the top of the braid being covered by a black bandana. On that bandana was a white circle with a skull that looked like it was hanging off the circle. This was the symbol for the crew, bandanas of every color adorned the heads and every single one had this mark.

Captain looked at her Co.

"My dear I have the next target. The Uchiha Labs. That will be a large thorn for them, and a large gain for us."

The Co raised her left hand to her heart with a grin.

"I agree Captain, I agree."

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Several Days Later

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Several low growls and a loud thump were heard.

"Damn those pirates! Why can't we find them?"

A fist closed around the pink ribbon with a skull bead. The fist belonged to Uchiha Itachi who was fuming at the fact that his lab was destroyed. His younger brother watched in silence. 'Why would they attack here? There's nothing that could be of importance to them.' He sighed and looked back to the older Uchiha. Itachi was pissed, the only man who had been there said that he saw the captain. The man said that the captain was a woman. The Captain of the infamous Time Warp, A WOMAN!! Its just not possible!

"Sasuke!"

Said head looked up.

"What do you want Itachi?"

"What are you doing here? I thought I told you to go home."

"You did, but I'm not going to. While you were ranting, I found something that might be of interest to you."

"Something of interest? You have to be kidding what could you have that is of..."

He trailed off when he saw that Sasuke was holding up a note. Sasuke sat there rather smugly, while Itachi stared. Sasuke sighed and handed him the note.

Dear Uchiha-San,

I see you have found my present,

I must say it was a great fun to destroy your lab.

I'm amused that no one knows who I am.

I even let some one see me!!

And yet, you refuse to believe. That's just sad, any way

here's a hint for you.

'On Land a Blossom, On Sea a Pirate'

Quite a good clue if I do say so my self.

Good luck.

Captain Of the Time Warp

Next to the signature was the circle and skull. Itachi began to yell, screaming insults at the captain's ego.

"We'll get you sooner or later. I swear we will!"

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At the Haruno House

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"Where is that good for nothing daughter of mine?"

"Uhh...she said that she would be down shortly sir."

"I want her down here NOW!"

"Y..Yes sir!"

The maid rushed off to get Sakura. She came back half an hour later saying that she couldn't find Sakura. As she finished talking said girl walked in with a yawn.

"WHERE WERE YOU?!"

Sakura jumped almost a foot in the air.

"Father! What's wrong?"

He glared at her and the maid began scooting out the door.

"Where were you?"

"I was sleeping"

"How? You weren't in your room."

"I was on the roof."

Before her father could respond another maid came in.

"Sir, I have a letter for Miss Sakura."

"Thanks, Kisa."

Sakura grabbed the letter and walked off towards her room. She mentally laughed as she heard her father yelling at her rudeness. Looking at the letter she saw that it was from Huyuga Hinata. 'Hinata? I wonder what she wants. She doesn't normally send me letters. I hope Father doesn't start to look at these. Yuki said that he needed to talk to me about something.' Sakura couldn't help but sigh. 'God, this is such a bother.'

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With the Uchiha's in the Lab

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Sasuke couldn't help but grin at his brother's frown. 'Poor Itachi, I love how upset he's getting...' Sasuke's thoughts were interrupted when a small envelope landed on his lap.

"Wha?"

He looked up.

"Sasuke what the hell are you doing?"

"ummm I have no clue"

He picked the note up out of his lap; Itachi came over and looked at it.

"It's a note"

Sasuke raised an eyebrow.

"No Really?"

Once again looking at the note, both guys saw that on the front was a circle with a skull hanging off of it.

"IT'S FROM THOSE DAMN PIRATES!"

He grabbed the note and flipped it over. His black eyes widened. He handed it back to Sasuke, with a shocked look across his face. Sasuke looked at the back and saw in very neat hand writing was Uchiha Sasuke.

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Ok well that's the end of the first chapter of On Land a Blossom, On Sea a Pirate. I know I posted on my profile that it would be up sooner, well the disk I had been writing on decided that it didn't like me and deleted everything on my disk. T.T But I got it written!! I have the first part of the next chapter written it should be posted soon. I was trying a new style for me (well it seems new to me, it might not be but I'll pretend that it is ) any way, please be so kind as to review. If it sucked please let me know, and tell me what I could do better. Thanks so much!! If you don't review my panda's shall track you down and poke you with their spork. (And the sporks are sharp, trust me I know! they love to poke me with them!!) Again please Review!!

The pirate,

Highflyincherries