A tall weird looking skinny man was walking through the forest until he stopped in front of the place he was looking for. There was a sign that said, "Heavenly Host Elementary School". It was raining and he was all wet. At least his purple cap kept him somewhat dry. He enters the building with a vacuum like device on his back and dried up a bit.
Waluigi: If a Luigi can get a haunted mansion. I, Waluigi, shall get a haunted school. THIS IS WALUIGI'S MANSION!
Waluigi laughed with glee as he boast of his talents at ghost hunting despite never done it in his life. Suddenly, he heard some noise behind him. He flash his flashlight at the spot only to find nothing.
The Italian plumber, if you can call him that, felt a chill behind his back. His spine begins to shutter and the cold reached to his bones. He was paralyzed in fear and denial of being afraid. He turned his back slowly only to find a ghost that gave a big...
The Ghost: BOO!
Waluigi: WAH!
The Ghost: Ha ha ha, I can't believe I got you! You're the first person I get to scare.
Waluigi: You are a unbelievable!
The ghost appears as a girl with brown curled up hair and wore a school sailor uniform. Her aura emits a blue light and appears transparent. She only gave an immature smile at Waluigi.
The Ghost: I think its best that you leave here.
Waluigi: What?! I just got a here from the rain to the door to hunt some ghosts! I ain't leaving until I a get a some.
The Ghost: A stubborn type are you? How about this? If I help you find some ghosts, not including me, will you leave?
Waluigi: Oh yeah!
The Ghost: Great! But I must warn you that this place is dangerous.
Waluigi: Waluigi ain't afraid of nothing!
The Ghost: If you insist. My name is Seiko Shinohara.
Waluigi: Whatever. I'm a Waluigi. Find me some a ghost or I'll suck ya with mah vacuum.
Seiko: Geez, say please next time.
Waluigi: Wah!
Seiko pointed down the hall and Waluigi just went forward to Seiko's directions. The plumber kept walking and was getting bored. Seiko looked rather dissappointed that she could not spot anyone. She looked desperately around for someone that she wouldn't mind be captured by Waluigi or else she will take their place.
Lucikily, Waluigi stopped and found something of interest. It was a spot on the wall that was bloody and guts on it. The only thing that did not looks so disgusting is the piece of hair with a bead on it.
Seiko looked shocked of whom they might meet. She tried to warn Waluigi, but it was too late. A ghost of a kindergarden boy walked slowly to the two. Waluigi looked the ghost in the eye only for the boy to get closer. The boy seems to lack a tongue and has eyes of a dead fish.
Seiko thought: At least it wasn't Mayu, but of all the dead people here. Why him?
Waluigi was shocked, but he flashes his light at the ghost boy. The spirit flinches and Waluigi unleashes his vacuum, sucking the boy in. The ghost entered a tornado until it was finally sealed to his fate inside of a sack.
Seiko looked amazed at what she has witness. It may be bad for a ghost like her, but she thought that Waluigi's vacuum was cool. She marveled at the design and could not believe that such a thing exist like a child.
Seiko: Wow. I thought this was only in the movies.
Waluigi: I stole this from a doctor. It was only a prototype, but what a ever!
Seiko: At least I have some confidence that you have a chance to live better than I did here.
Waluigi: Let's a go!
The two then head off to find themselves a new ghost. From behind hid a girl in a red dress. She giggled with a very creepy smile as she stalked the two, thinking to herself that she'll find a way to kill Waluigi.
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Waluigi and Seiko looked into a classroom and found it empty. They walked out of it and looked into another room and nothing was in there but a nasty corpse and some blood stains all over the room.
Waluigi: This is unacceptable in Nintendo standards. I like it.
Seiko: Wait your a video game character? You do look familiar.
Waluigi: Wah! How does a Luigi does this? It's getting a boring around here.
Seiko: Well how about we go to the restroom? You could find something there while I can go butter up my pooper.
Waluigi: You need to moisterize your ass. Make a sense to me.
Seiko: Onward to the restroom for my booty!
Waluigi: Let's do it Waluigi Style. Hit it.
Seiko went to a random switch and flips it. The Waluigi Pinball song plays as Waluigi ran through the halls like a Mario stage. Jumping on debris and getting some coins that were left over by the corpse of some unfortunate high school students.
There were some random spirits lurking in front of Waluigi, but the scrawny man took out his vacuum and flash a light at these ghosts. He then suck up as much as he can as many spirits enter his device. Seiko from behind tries to catch up by levitating to the plumber.
Seiko: Geez slow down! I thought I was the fast one.
Waluigi: Wah!
Seiko: I got to admit, he is pretty bad ass now.
Waluigi: I'm a super star!
Waluigi keeps on a sucking all of these random spirits until they are all gone. He then heard a voice of an insane man. The voice was laughing with a tone of sadness to it as it keeps on screeching in pain. Seiko finally caught up only to stop and recognize the voice.
Seiko: Hm, I don't like him much anyways and this place does suck.
Waluigi: Huh.
Seiko: Just go and suck him. It might shut him up and a chance for him to leave this god forsaken place.
Waluigi: Oh yeah!
The voice: Mayu?
Seiko: Yep, that is totally Morishige.
Morishige: Shinohara-san?
Waluigi: Time to suck him a up!
Morishige appear: Where's MAYU?!
Waluigi flashes his light at the ghost: Wah!
Morishige screams in terror as he is slowly consumed by the vacuum. Once he was fully devoured, the nozzle only made a popping noise. Some yen came out of it and it probably belongs to the teen when he was alive.
Waluigi: I did it!
Seiko: So are you done yet? I'm worried about what might happen to you next.
Waluigi: Nah! I need to get a more!
Seiko: Your vacuum doesn't look so good.
Waluigi: Wah. I need to go back to the lab that I stole this from.
Seiko: Can you even leave here?
Waluigi: I came from the door and I will come out of the door. Its a simple as that.
Seiko: If you insist. Its nice to get some fresh air.
Waluigi: But you're a dead.
Seiko: Hey, a ghost like me doesn't find this school so pleasing you know. I'm not that good with my grades and the last place I want to be in is here. Though I do find a mansion to be suit cause its fancy.
Waluigi: Not going to a lie. I think a so too.
So the two left to the entrance of the school while the same girl in the red dress appear from behind again. She just laughed since she got a plan for Waluigi to screw with him. She later hid from into the shadows to begin her fun.
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Waluigi and Seiko went to the entrance and the plumber tries to open it. Sadly, it was locked. The plumber struggled and pulled with the best of his ability, but it won't budge. He even tried kicking the door like his job as an Assist Trophy in Smash Bros. Waluigi was tired and sat down to rest a bit.
Waluigi: Your a ghost. Can't you go through the door and open it from the outside?
Seiko: I can't believe I forgot. Wait, are you think what I'm thing?
Waluigi: What?
Seiko: If this was a video game, this could be a new game mechanic.
Waluigi: Get working or I'ma suck you.
Seiko: Really?
Waluigi: Wait, that came out wrong. I meant with my vacuum.
Seiko: At least say please next time.
Waluigi: Wah!
Seiko went through the door and tried to open it from the outside. After some stuggle, she manages to do it. The ghost was even surprised that she manage to do it. Waluigi was glad that he was able to get out of the school.
Seiko: Wow, maybe being a spiritual guide really does have its bonuses. Now show me this professor's lab. I hope its better than this dump.
Waluigi: Wah!
The two left through the woods while by the door was the same girl in the red dress looking very disappointed. She stomp her foot on the ground and stomped back into the school, gritting her teeth.
Ghost Girl: Damn it! How was this possible? I'm suppose to have total control of the school! Did that girl find a way around me?! Damn you plot armor and new gameplay mechanics!
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END OF CHAPTER 1!