31 Ways to Annoy Sesshomaru
1) Tell him that he looks girly.
2) Pat him on the head and tell him he's a 'good dog'.
3) Tell Jaken that he should join a union.
4) Tell him that it isn't healthy to keep all of his emotions bottled up.
5) Laugh at his pants and tell him they're dorky.
6) Tell him that he needs to get a haircut.
7) Ask him why he always wears eyeshadow.
8) Tell him that he obviously doesn't hate all humans, since he's so nice to Rin.
9) Ask why he's always so mean to the rest of the Inu-tachi, but he's nice to Kagome.
10) Insist that this means he has a crush on her.
11) Wonder out loud if this means he is cheating on Rin.
12) Whenever you see him, start singing, 'Sesshomaru and Kagome, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G…'
13) Tell him that he has an inferiority complex.
14) Mutter that Inutashio must have loved Inuyasha more, since he gave him a better sword.
15) Add that this must be why he's afraid of commitment; he wasn't loved enough as a child.
16) Tell him to stop beating Jaken up; it's not his fault he's prettier than him.
17) Wonder out loud if he is anemic.
18) Decide that this would explain why he is always so pale.
19) Suggest that he eat more red meat. Or anything at all, for that matter.
20) Tell him that you think Naraku is prettier.
21) Ask him why he keeps saving Kagura from certain death if he hates Naraku and all of his incarnations so much.
22) Ask him how old he is. Aftere all, he's Inuyasha's older brother, and he was pinned to a tree for fifty years…
23) Ask him when he last washed his hair, because its started to retain its shape.
24) Wonder out loud why he never has to pee.
25) Ask him if he's a vampire. After all, he is really pale and obsessed with the sight of blood…
26) Repeatedly call Rin his 'pet human'.
27) Inform him that it isn't healthy to take orders from a sword.
28) Add that it's just plain weird when you happen to hate said sword, but listen to it anyway.
29) Tell him he's depressed.
30) Force-feed him Prozac.
31) Tell him that he needs to get laid.