Disclaimer: Of course, nothing Star Wars belongs to me, except my made up characters Dia - Hun, Purus Anno, and Bridget Butterfly.
Shake your groove...thing?
On most days when the council meets, it's quite normal, but there was nothing normal about master Yoda. The other day he had been his normal wise self, but not today. As people walked down the corridors, all they could hear was Master Yoda....singing!
"Shake your groove thing, shake your groove, baby!" he sang. As he walked down the halls, people would peek out of the doorways to make sure they weren't hearing things. Some even had the "fortune" of witnessing Master Yoda shake his groove thing.
Was there something wrong with Master Yoda? At first no one could tell. He seemed happy enough, though a few wondered if it were a natural thing.
When he entered the Council chambers singing "Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing baby!", the others watched in stunned silence. But as soon as Master Yoda had seated himself, he was just as serious as he had always been. Though the other members, especially Mace Windu, were a bit distracted by his odd behavior, Yoda didn't seem to notice. And as soon as the meeting was over, Yoda went right back to shaking his groove thing. The members all looked at each other. Something was definitely up.
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"Have you seen Master Yoda?" Dia - Hun asked Anikan. "How could I have missed him?" Anikan replied, "Shake your groove...thing? What is that anyway?" "That's some of the music they play at the new disco" Dia - Hun said as they walked, "that's a place that the Earth humans who've come here opened. It's been pretty popular since." Anikan nodded and asked, "So do you think Master Yoda is a regular there?" Dia - Hun shrugged her shoulders and smiled. The thought of Master Yoda dancing around at any club was pretty ridiculous. "Hey! Did you guys here about Master Yoda?!" Purus Anno asked as he ran over.
"You mean about him shaking his groove?" Anikan asked unable to stiffle a laugh. "No," said Purus Anno, "Master Yoda has a...girlfriend!" Anikan and Dia - Hun looked at each other and then back at Purus. "Seriously?" gasped Dia - Hun, "no wonder he was in such a good mood. Someone actually finds him attractive." "I doubt that," said Anikan, "but when you get his age, you have to take what you can get." He and the others started laughing, but as Obi - Wan Kenobi walked by, their laughing mysteriously changed to coughing. When Obi - Wan had passed, Purus said, "Actually the girl is young and atractive. Her name is Bridget Butterfly." "What kind of name is that?" Dia Hun asked skeptically.
"It's a beautiful one." said a gruff voice. They all turned and saw Master Yoda. "Hello Master Yoda," the group said respectfully. "Uh, Master Yoda," asked Anikan, "Are you really going to that disco with this Bridget Butterfly?" The elderly Jedi nodded and said. "Meditating on the will of the force is good. But one has to get their groove on once in awhile." He winked at the group of bewildered teens and went on his way singing, "Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight! Get down tonight!"
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This is a test chapter, since it's my first humor flick. There was some hidden meaning behind a few of the words, if you're coy that is. Anyway, tell me how you liked it and I may continue. Thanks! BP
Shake your groove...thing?
On most days when the council meets, it's quite normal, but there was nothing normal about master Yoda. The other day he had been his normal wise self, but not today. As people walked down the corridors, all they could hear was Master Yoda....singing!
"Shake your groove thing, shake your groove, baby!" he sang. As he walked down the halls, people would peek out of the doorways to make sure they weren't hearing things. Some even had the "fortune" of witnessing Master Yoda shake his groove thing.
Was there something wrong with Master Yoda? At first no one could tell. He seemed happy enough, though a few wondered if it were a natural thing.
When he entered the Council chambers singing "Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing baby!", the others watched in stunned silence. But as soon as Master Yoda had seated himself, he was just as serious as he had always been. Though the other members, especially Mace Windu, were a bit distracted by his odd behavior, Yoda didn't seem to notice. And as soon as the meeting was over, Yoda went right back to shaking his groove thing. The members all looked at each other. Something was definitely up.
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"Have you seen Master Yoda?" Dia - Hun asked Anikan. "How could I have missed him?" Anikan replied, "Shake your groove...thing? What is that anyway?" "That's some of the music they play at the new disco" Dia - Hun said as they walked, "that's a place that the Earth humans who've come here opened. It's been pretty popular since." Anikan nodded and asked, "So do you think Master Yoda is a regular there?" Dia - Hun shrugged her shoulders and smiled. The thought of Master Yoda dancing around at any club was pretty ridiculous. "Hey! Did you guys here about Master Yoda?!" Purus Anno asked as he ran over.
"You mean about him shaking his groove?" Anikan asked unable to stiffle a laugh. "No," said Purus Anno, "Master Yoda has a...girlfriend!" Anikan and Dia - Hun looked at each other and then back at Purus. "Seriously?" gasped Dia - Hun, "no wonder he was in such a good mood. Someone actually finds him attractive." "I doubt that," said Anikan, "but when you get his age, you have to take what you can get." He and the others started laughing, but as Obi - Wan Kenobi walked by, their laughing mysteriously changed to coughing. When Obi - Wan had passed, Purus said, "Actually the girl is young and atractive. Her name is Bridget Butterfly." "What kind of name is that?" Dia Hun asked skeptically.
"It's a beautiful one." said a gruff voice. They all turned and saw Master Yoda. "Hello Master Yoda," the group said respectfully. "Uh, Master Yoda," asked Anikan, "Are you really going to that disco with this Bridget Butterfly?" The elderly Jedi nodded and said. "Meditating on the will of the force is good. But one has to get their groove on once in awhile." He winked at the group of bewildered teens and went on his way singing, "Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight! Get down tonight!"
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This is a test chapter, since it's my first humor flick. There was some hidden meaning behind a few of the words, if you're coy that is. Anyway, tell me how you liked it and I may continue. Thanks! BP