Here's a little parody to the tune of "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town" my tribute to all you slash writers:
Slash Fic-ers Are
Comin' To Town Oh you beta's watch out! Slash
fic-ers are comin' to town! If you're getting bored Slash fic-ers are comin' to town! They dream
when they are sleeping Oh you beta's watch out! Slash fic-ers are comin'
to town! Furry hand cuffs, Slash fic-ers are comin' to
town! Hot young maurauders Slash fic-ers
are comin' to town! The girls and boys of fan fic land Oh you beta's watch out! Slash fic-ers are comin' to town!
Hey beta's don't
cry!
Beta's don't pout
I'm telling you why -
Of the
same old fics,
Its time you found out
The ones with a
twist!
Of slash for when they wake,
They like
to pair the bad with good
Have you read about James and Snape?!
Hey beta's don't cry!
Beta's
don't pout
I'm telling you why -
Liquorice whips.
A sensual
sigh,
From ruby red lips.
That cuddle and coo,
Can't
choose a pair?
Then a threesomes cool too!
May
have harsh words to say,
But nothing rocks a fan fic,
Like a
pairing thats bi or gay!
Hey
beta's don't cry!
Beta's don't pout
I'm telling you why -